What is it about a good bowel movement?

[Chocaholic]

[Mark Henry]

I don't take any poop, because I don't give a poop. I don't give a poop, because I don't take any poop.

A good BM means the guts are working, that's why in the hospital (after surgery) they are interested if you've had one.

I'd like to know what is it with the morning coffee making you poop?

[Rikao4]

was once asked this ? while laying in a hospital..
long before I was a bit more proficient in the English language...
fearing more bodily harm I answered yes..

it went downhill fast from there..
they found me lying next to the throne..

Rika

[Zeke]

Vash, did you steal Mike's password?

[scottmandue]

This BBS is going down the toilet!

[dan88911]

What is it about a good BM..... when its regular.

Coffee is a diuretic which helps the system work.

[yetibone]

Originally Posted by scottmandue

This BBS is going down the toilet!

Indeed. They're all talkin' $#!+ in here.

[Adam]

"... you ever take a dump that made you feel like you just slept for 12 hours?"

[wdfifteen]

"Nothing is as over rated as sex, nor as under rated as a good ****."
I don't know who said that. It is one of those timeless truths that has many authors.

[vash]

Originally Posted by Zeke

Vash, did you steal Mike's password?

Yup. It's "1lb-lighter"

[WalkupManuel]

long before I was a bit more proficient in the English language

[Joe Bob]

When you get older, you'll understand........

[tabs]

I usually weigh 5 to 10 pounds less after a good blow, unless it is after a Buffet and then it 10 to15 pounds less...

OhH that reminds me I gotta go and use the Plunger to unclog the toilette.

[genrex]

We are gathered here today in fond remembrance of the 5-pound growler...

[Heel n Toe]

Originally Posted by Mark Henry

I'd like to know what is it with the morning coffee making you poop?

A college bud went to Staunton Military Academy in the 60's... he said they all referred to the über strong coffee they were served with breakfast as THE WEDGE.

[Erakad]

It does appear there's a "fecal" obsession with the board right now. Maybe it relates to potty training.

[widgeon13]

I think we need to get back to boobs and butts!

[Instrument 41]

I've heard that the caffeine in the morning coffee serves to relax the sphincter muscle

[IROC]

Paraphrasing Ron White:

"You ever take a crap so big that your pants fit better? I'm one good crap away from a whole new wardrobe..."

[URY914]

A "bowl filler" is a good thing.