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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: New Brunswick, Canada
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Not Haunted
I've got this great little house for sale, but for whatever reason the listing has gone "stale", and we haven't had a showing for a few weeks. I met with the owners, and they asked me to try something unconventional to generate interest.
So... 
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06-07-2012, 03:45 PM
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one of gods prototypes
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awesome.....
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06-07-2012, 03:51 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: N.S. Can
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Free Porsche with purchase!  Just kidding, Jake! Best Les
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As I grow older, I find myself thinking often of the hereafter. I walk into a room and ask myself, "Now, what did I come in here after?" |
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06-07-2012, 03:55 PM
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Cogito Ergo Sum
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Great hook jake!
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06-07-2012, 03:58 PM
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I'm with Bill
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Scottsville Va
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I love it
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06-07-2012, 04:05 PM
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entertaining the idea
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Excellent!
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06-07-2012, 04:34 PM
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Install a witch in it and u might get more customers in it albeit strange ones
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06-07-2012, 04:44 PM
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Location: Long Beach CA
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I'd put a new walkway in. New front door. That place just looks sad.
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06-07-2012, 04:57 PM
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Cogito Ergo Sum
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You need a big message center out front saying that...
 Gee... Wonder who could hook you up with that.....
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06-07-2012, 05:01 PM
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Add "THAT HOUSE SOLD LAST WEEK" to your sign. Or that it's in the next block over.
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06-07-2012, 05:05 PM
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Many houses look dark inside. In addition to Zeke's suggestions, the trees and bushes need cutting. It would make the place look more trim and look less gloomy. Don't the Real Estate agents make suggestions like this to sellers to get the place sold?
That would be one of the first questions I would put to my agent if I was selling my house. What do I have to do to this house to sell it? |
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06-07-2012, 07:24 PM
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What if I want something certifiably haunted?
Something like that, I'd take a real interest in.
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06-07-2012, 09:52 PM
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I'm with Bill
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Scottsville Va
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When we bought our house a few decades ago neighbors told us we bought a haunted house. Both of my kids and the wife swear they have seen something over the years. One of my sons ex-girlfriends refused to return to my house after seeing something.
I wonder if I should attach a "haunted" sign to the for sale sign now.
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06-08-2012, 12:47 AM
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I think it was the bugs, Rick. Those things were freaky!
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06-08-2012, 12:50 AM
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I'm with Bill
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You see one little spider in my house and all of a sudden it is a 1968 B horror movie.
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06-08-2012, 12:52 AM
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Little!!! That was huge! In Vash fashion, I think I may have peed myself a little.
The other creepy crawlies were no fun either.
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06-08-2012, 12:56 AM
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I'm with Bill
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G seemed to like the insects here, or was that the other way around?
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06-08-2012, 01:00 AM
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A Man of Wealth and Taste
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Out there somewhere beyond the doors of perception
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Have any of you ever been to New Brunswick? This is NOT SUNNY CA...Ya Know!
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06-08-2012, 01:21 AM
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10 years and 16k posts...
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Great idea!
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06-08-2012, 04:04 AM
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Have fun, my friend. Best Les
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