Coloring your beard-i.e getting older-what works?

[Jim Bremner]

I'm going grey and bald. That's the way it is.

[targa911S]

Found my twin...

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by Jim Bremner

I'mgoing grey and bald. That's the way it is.

Jim, you know Sarah Palin?

[Zeke]

Originally Posted by mikeesik

I'd still like to know what works.
I still have to chase and subdue a chickey some day soon.

Has nothing to do with the beard or any of your looks, for that matter. Stay clean and healthy.

As long as you think the art is in subduing a "chicky." you're dead in the water.

[Zeke]

Originally Posted by Jim Bremner

I'm going grey and bald. That's the way it is.

That's a great pic Jim and I've seen it before. I just wish JoAnna would push her glasses up her nose a bit. Let's see all of those gorgeous eyes.

[Jim Bremner]

I hope that you said that as a complement!

Joanna my wife of 15 years is a sweet lady and I prefer her Californian accent over Sarahs.

[FLYGEEZER]

Coloring your hair or beard is like some old "geeze" driving a Porsche, still thinks he a chick magnet.............No! wait.. take that back...disregard....

[SeanR]

I think the OP should post a picture and let us see if it needs to be dyed or not.

[Seahawk]

Originally Posted by targa911S

Men who dye their beard and hair are only fooling themselves. Everybody knows it and only a really good friend will tell you that it looks silly. You have been dealt a hand of cards, you don't get to reshuffle the deck. Live with it or shave it.

The perfect answer. In my case, try a red, grey and black beard. I've got an Egyptian flag on my grill.

Mike, Dye Jobs is opening for Furious Lawsuit and Impotent Rage on the Warp Tour this summer.

Nostatic said so.

If I'm lying I dying.

[herr_oberst]

Originally Posted by targa911S

Found my twin...

Shall we start calling you "Gabby" or "Spanky" instead of "Targa"

[herr_oberst]

Originally Posted by Zeke

Has nothing to do with the beard or any of your looks, for that matter. Stay clean and healthy.

As long as you think the art is in subduing a "chicky." you're dead in the water.

Hey, now, wait a minute; since I find myself single again I was thinking of using that as my tagline:

"Out subduing chickys"
or maybe
"out subduin' chickys'" (a little hipper)
"out doin' the chickys'" (positive thinking)

[BlueSkyJaunte]

Greying beard? Hell, I'm pulling out gray nose and ear hairs.

To say nothing of what my chest is starting to look like...

[scottmandue]

Originally Posted by dienstuhr

If you want to look younger, shave off your beard. Will take off ten years or more. Seriously.

Cheers

d.

Yep... I had facial hair at a very early age... full mustache in eight grade... full beard in high school... I was the go to guy for beer runs.

In my mid thirties I decided the beard made me look older, no longer an attractive option. So I shaved it off and never looked back.

On an interesting side note, my wife is out of town for three weeks and I have a green light to not shave, should be interesting what it will look like after 20 years of shaving.

[GH85Carrera]

I am not loosing any hair on my head, it is just turning around and growing out my ears and nose.

[cairns]

I understand hair coloring for men is now a $10B a year global industry and it's still increasing. There are a lot more of you out there coloring hairs than are admitting it here.

Frankly if they'd cure baldness and give me the pill for a huge penis I'd be more than happy.

[FrankyV]

Originally Posted by Jim Bremner

I'm going grey and bald. That's the way it is.

But those teeth are fake, right?

[targa911S]

Originally Posted by BlueSkyJaunte

Greying beard? Hell, I'm pulling out gray nose and ear hairs.

To say nothing of what my chest is starting to look like...

Now THAT is some funny stuff right there!

[targa911S]

Originally Posted by herr_oberst

Hey, now, wait a minute; since I find myself single again I was thinking of using that as my tagline:

"Out subduing chickys"
or maybe
"out subduin' chickys'" (a little hipper)
"out doin' the chickys'" (positive thinking)

" I never read that crap in the sig line...."

[Jim Bremner]

Originally Posted by SkankyFrank

But those teeth are fake, right?

1 to the left of center has a 1/3rd of it in plastic. Took an elbow to the face in water polo.

two molars have crowns. Parents paid the Ortho good $ in the 80's

Joanna's are all hers

[herr_oberst]

Originally Posted by targa911S

" I never read that crap in the sig line...."

Nobody does.