Coloring your beard-i.e getting older-what works?

[Moses]

I like Just for Squirrels.

[enzo1]

[red-beard]

I don't always drink beer...but when I do, i drink with Tour de Taco!

[scottmandue]

Any guy who thinks he is "subduein chicks" is fooling himself...

Women know/pick who the are going to boink... period.

And it has nothing to do with your hair/clothing/car...

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by scottmandue

And it has nothing to do with your hair/clothing/car...

True! It has everything to do with the bulge in your pants!!!








Your wallet!



A 60 year old guy is working out in a gym and sees a beautiful girl in her 20's. He asks his coach: "What machine should I use to try to impress that girl?"

"The ATM"

[BlueSkyJaunte]

Originally Posted by herr_oberst

Nobody does.
__________________
Out subduing chickys'

You spelled it wrong. It's "chickies".

Or "chickeys".

But definitely not "chickysapostrophe".

[Heel n Toe]

[Racerbvd]

Like I said, I let an old girlfriend have my hair colored, professionally $$$ and did my whole head,(like it would full anyone if I gradually colored it, as I have been grey for years too) and some like it, others liked my Grey better...

at my club, I showed up with my hair died, everyone got a laugh, I pointed out that I knew it wouldn't fool anyone, so why not get the full shock value, when one of the girls "warned" one of my long time buddies about my "new" color, Buzz responded

So now he looks his actual age

and the other odd comment was at Hooters, a girl who use to serve me all the time game up, with a straight face & said she use to serve my father aND hoped he was doing well and she didn't know it was me...

The hair color isn't your problem, self confidence is, that is what you need to work on, not temporary fixes.. I really couldn't wait for the color to grow out.

Any guy who thinks he is "subduein chicks" is fooling himself...

Women know/pick who the are going to boink... period.

And it has nothing to do with your hair/clothing/car...

Not quite true, years ago, when my hair was dark, I had a Six Pack instead of a Keg, and I stopped at a buddy's new Bar in a "So-So" area, my Porsche was only 3 years old, bright Red I was wearing a $1,500 suit & my old 2 tone Submariner (I had been in a business meeting down town, lots of big shots, ect, so you had to dress the part, and it was typical business attire for the area & type of business at the time) Well, I ordered a Capt. & Coke, double, as soon as the waitress brought it too me, a little "cutie walks up to me,grabs my drink & takes a big sip, then ask me if I was a "Car Salesman" cause I dressed nice, OK, I said no & walked away, plus, I wasn't looking to meet any Chickies, I was just stopping to check out John's new Bar.. Back then, I liked to play Darts, I really didn't see anything, but one lady came up, cause she liked Darts as well, I bought her a few drinks, them she said she had to leave, OK, Shot down, no big deal, finish my shots & drink, and I figured I would leave. When I walk out in to the parking lot, climb into the Porsche and start to head out when, I see the lady I had been playing Darts with come running towards me. Before, she was in a hurry to leave, now that she saw my CAR, she is now majorly interested in me and wanted me to go home with her, yes, it was because of my car..
So, Mike, it depends on what type of women you want to meet, do you want to meet quality Ladies, or do you just want to get laid??? If you want a real Women, be your self, if you just want to get laid, send girls JegerBombs until ones comes over to you (yes, that does work)...

[targa911S]

Originally Posted by enzo1

are you saying I look like my dog?

[enzo1]

yes! LOL...

[mikeesik]

Thanks for the entertainment-everyone.
I don't want to look distinguished just yet.
I am fortunate I still have a good head of hair and there are only about 2% greys.

I have a bit of a -fu-man-chew stache and a triangular gotee. It is short.
I like it but I have started to get a few hairs turning. From a distance it looks a bit uneven. I am head and face coiffed quite well. Like to keep it that way for awhile longer anyway.
Really enjoyed your remarks.

[Racerbvd]

Originally Posted by targa911S

are you saying I look like my dog?

Don't feel bad, my old Dog had a matching grey muzzle to mine..

[epbrown]

Originally Posted by mikeesik

I say it's because the female' companion' feels younger and looks younger as being opposed for it and it works for her.

My gfs have said this straight out - me looking older makes them the young hottie. I wear a goatee during the cooler months and it's very salt-and-pepper, so it adds a few years and combined with the rest of my demeanor, "distinguished" and "professorial" come up a lot. I take flack every year in March or April when I shave it off, but I'm a runner and even a close-cropped beard seems to hold a ton of sweat.

[Tobra]

Originally Posted by targa911S

Men who dye their beard and hair are only fooling themselves. Everybody knows it and only a really good friend will tell you that it looks silly. You have been dealt a hand of cards, you don't get to reshuffle the deck. Live with it or shave it. My beard is 3 colors grey almost grey and black, it matches my hair( what's left of that). I'm 61 and women my age and as young as in their 40's still find me attractive. Unless yer trying to pick up 20 year olds, and they think yer creepy because you dye yer hair and beard, most women really don't care.

If they do care enough for it to make a difference, you need to kick that superficial beeyatch to the curb. Shave it if you don't like a gray beard.

That Byron is about a suave looking MFer isn't he? No wonder he has the ladies falling all over his ass. As he says, it is the man, not the car, hair or lack thereof

[Heel n Toe]

Stick-on Suave.

I remember seeing this ad in car magazines in the late 60's - early 70's...

[Adam]

Trusht me... leave thoshe whishkersh natural.

[sc_rufctr]

Originally Posted by targa911S

are you saying I look like my dog?

Maybe a little

[jyl]

Confused, which is the dog?

[Groesbeck Hurricane]

Mine makes me look closer to my age, well that and the extra pounds. Lost ten pounds in the past two weeks, 1/2" out of the four inches I need to lose in the waste, uhm, waist.

Go with it, it is a sign of age and wisdom. Or shear it off and look younger ;-)

[Groesbeck Hurricane]

Originally Posted by targa911S

are you saying I look like my dog?

Sorry David, dog is more handsome!!!!!