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"YOU CANT RACE A CAB."
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danica patrick getting DEE-vorced! jesse james gitting hitched!
after 7 long blissful years with her therapist.
yawn! maybe he will buy a TROPHY TRUCK and some HOOKERS!
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jesse james finds new squeeze a tequila/haircare TROPY TRUCK
yepper YOU heard it here 1st. more DIRTY NEWZ....................
jesse james snags new squeeze. owner of PATRON TEQUILA and heir to PAUL MITCHELL HAIRCARE PRODUCTS! alexis dejoria. i see a NEW TROPHY TRUCK and NEW SPONSORS! fer sure (2) thangs every real off road racer NEEDS...................TEQUILA and making sure yer HAIR, if YOU HAVE HAIR, is ALWAYS PERFECT NO MATTER YA JUST DROVE 1021 miles OF HELL IN DA BAJA! weddings bells in the future! we LOVE DIRT!
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Don't care much about the brat, but I heard that when jesse first met alexis he asked, why the long face?
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hey man this is CLASSIC TRAGEDY and COMEDY all in one fell swoop.
i cant make this sheet up. hot off da press!
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That explains why Jesse was in the Patron suite all weekend at the Austin F1
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anybody got her number ? ;-)
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He was there with Alexis and John Paul.....although he was flirting with my friend's fiance
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Danica would be fun for a weekend, but anything after that.........not so much !
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 Edit: if you want a racer chick, go for Ashley Force. She's like Danica except attractive, and without the need to constantly draw attention to herself. Oh yeah, and she actually wins races.  Plus I bet John would be a blast to throw back a few beers with.
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