A Porsche Technical Question At Last

[jyl]

OMG I actually have a Porsche technical question! I'm so excited, or would be if I weren't waiting for a tow truck.

Thread at

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-911-technical-forum/719263-your-standard-no-start-3-2-carrera.html#post7112750

in case anyone wants to chime in with OT comments.

[9dreizig]

I didn't even read it,, I'll just say ,, do a search

[kaisen]

I'll vote DME relay

[Chocaholic]

Didn't read it either, but....you'll need a bigger oil drain pan.

[vash]

how long has it been sitting?

and yes..do a search! 9d..that was damn funny.

[craigster59]

Originally Posted by kaisen

I'll vote DME relay

I agree, and while you're in there, throw on a CoolCollar.

[Gogar]

Por-SHA. Por-SHA.

[Brando]

DME Relay +12.

PS, do a search!!!

[VaSteve]

Wur.

[gshase]

A small amount of smoke on start up is normal.

[jyl]

Ahh - DME relay, the one-size-fits-all answer to no-start and no-run.

WTF, I replaced the DME relay, and still have problems! (As explained in the Technical Forum thread.)

I must not own enough spoons.

[kaisen]

Replace it with a Zetec

[Jim Richards]

Time to drop in a 3.6. Motor Meister is running a holiday special.

[dtw]

Originally Posted by Jim Richards

Time to drop in a 3.6. Motor Meister is running a holiday special.

So is Unplanned Parenthood. Makes sense, they both specialize in abortions.

[Bill Douglas]

Umm, emotional problem. Just like a sad/jealous/angry/all of the above, girlfiend. The car saw you looking at a 993.

[Joe Bob]

Snow Tires....

[1990C4S]

Get an Audi. A black wagon.

[kaisen]

Maybe it's your gerorator?

[LakeCleElum]

Always check coolant level first.........That's usually the problem.....

If that don't do it, ignore John Walker's advise and read the next 20 silly posts........

[GH85Carrera]

You need a new coboy hat!