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what Would You Do If A Kid Took a Poop On Your Driveway?
Prehaps a harmless prank but I found out tonight that a kid my son knows (not a friend but an aquantance) took a dump in my driveway 2 weeks ago.
I caught a few doing 'door bell ditching'. One of the neighbors was one and he told my son today that another boy left a dump. I thought it was a dog. I have every reason to think the boy is telling the truth - while he is a kid that will spin a tale he is also one that will rat out any one. So...what to do, what to do...
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Do nothing for now. That kid is psychopathic, so just watch and wait.
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you could always go ape **** crazy on him
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Poop in his shoes....
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I break with thee I break with thee And then you throw dog poop on her shoes 
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04-09-2013, 06:14 PM
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Rub his nose in it..
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I am giggling at the idea of you finding a growler in the driveway and marveling at the size before washing it with the hose. I need to grow up but I am amused as hell.
You could introduce your son to the flaming bag of doo doo, the advanced version of doorbell ditching. We doorbell ditched a neighbor one time. I hid under the car and nearly crapped myself when he came out with a gun. We never hit his house again.
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Set up a wildlife camera from Cabela's and take a picture of him doing it. Then post it on the internet for everyone to point fingers and laugh at him.
http://www.mondomedia.com/games/flaming-bag-of-poo/ Last edited by abisel; 04-09-2013 at 06:26 PM.. |
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That is the best idea yet. Have the neighborhood kids entice him to do it again, and then post to his facebook page.
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Return the favor... Chow down some corn a few days in a row coupled in with some NY strips.
Leave it on his property, bicycle, car, skateboard, whatever..... Just DON'T get caught. This made me laugh my a** off. I have a good friend who leaves his turds all over the place. His top victims - lefties, Pittsburgh Steeler fans & Guido's. I have personally seem him leave his calling card on at least two taxi cab hoods, a few pick up beds (Steeler logo.... tisk, tisk) & front lawns with the 'vote for O' sign in the grass. I haven't watched anything on television that comes even close to the laughter produced when watching the victim make the discovery. Sorry. |
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talk to his parents
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At least he didn't take a dump in paper bag, put it on your front porch, light it on fire and ring your doorbell.
I'd keep an eye on him, find a time to say something in passing to him that you know he pinched a loaf on your drive, without others overhearing.
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That kid needs help, or a backhander, or both.
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04-09-2013, 07:58 PM
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He could have dropped a deuce in your pool. Just saying, it could've been worse.
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Kid seems a little young to have read much of your work............
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It happens all the time in this town, and it's not always kids, nor in your driveway. It's happens often in populated public places (such as a bank or a store). I once had turds spread on one of my cars, and It was quite evident that it was done with a finger or two. WTF?
It's called a lack of respect, for yourself and others and really require some serious attitude adjustment (corporal punishment).
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