what Would You Do If A Kid Took a Poop On Your Driveway? - Page 2

sc_rufctr · 04-10-2013, 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by RWebb

talk to his parents

Good idea but I would write a letter to his parents. That way they can't act out at you when you tell them what happened. Often patents make really poor decisions when confronted with such info about their "lovely little darling"

If they do nothing then feel sorry for the kid. Doing nothing usually means a lack of care.

widgeon13 · 04-10-2013, 03:27 AM

Watch, maybe the kid will post here:

Dirty secrets nobody talks about

sammyg2 · 04-10-2013, 05:24 AM

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what Would You Do If A Kid Took a Poop On Your Driveway?

Dunno, maybe beat the **** out of his father?

slakjaw · 04-10-2013, 05:39 AM

When I was a kid I left a log in the fireplace of a family I didn't like. It was awesome!

recycled sixtie · recycled sixtie's Garage

It could be worse....

That reminds me of a friend of ours way back who left her car unlocked in a shopping mall parking lot. Somebody needed a dump and did it in her front car seat.

Maybe the offender has it in for you and lacked the words to say it to you!
Hose it down and move on.

red-beard · red-beard's Garage

My question is...do you take TP with you to finish the job, or do you have to do the underwear and pants around ankles shuffle afterwards?

red-beard · red-beard's Garage

"I'm not here, to cause no trouble
I'm just here to do the toilet paper shuffle!"

widgeon13 · 04-10-2013, 05:44 AM

While I think it's terribly amusing, the bag of flaming **** on the door step is much more offensive and dangerous but at 16 years old I guess one doesn't think of the risks.

Hose it down and wait for the next trauma.

widgeon13 · 04-10-2013, 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by recycled sixtie

It could be worse....

That reminds me of a friend of ours way back who left her car unlocked in a shopping mall parking lot. Somebody needed a dump and did it in her front car seat.

Maybe the offender has it in for you and lacked the words to say it to you!
Hose it down and move on.

That could be a Seinfeld episode!

Jferr006 · Jferr006's Garage

Heh I think it's hilarious. I could never do it though.. performance anxiety. my kids will grow up never being able to enjoy a "prank" everything is illegal now and even pissing in publical gets you a sex offender registration... Dear America, lighten the f**k up.

recycled sixtie · recycled sixtie's Garage

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Originally Posted by flskala

Return the favor... Chow down some corn a few days in a row coupled in with some NY strips.
Leave it on his property, bicycle, car, skateboard, whatever..... Just DON'T get caught.

This made me laugh my a** off. I have a good friend who leaves his turds all over the place. His top victims - lefties, Pittsburgh Steeler fans & Guido's. I have personally seem him leave his calling card on at least two taxi cab hoods, a few pick up beds (Steeler logo.... tisk, tisk) & front lawns with the 'vote for O' sign in the grass. I haven't watched anything on television that comes even close to the laughter produced when watching the victim make the discovery.

Sorry.

I think you need a new friend.

M.D. Holloway · 04-10-2013, 06:09 AM

Janet, so what would you do? Laugh it off? Pull a 'Sammy Nutty" on Daddy?

In the past we have been TP'd by friends and door bell ditch ing is benign and common place but dropping trow in my drive is crossing a line IMO. (and thats from me...a guy with few boundries!)

Jferr006 · Jferr006's Garage

Well since I have a sense of humor but, am still an adult, I'd find the kids car/house and pay some other dumb teenager $20 to take a dump on his. Sh*+ for shat

sc_rufctr · 04-10-2013, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by slakjaw

When I was a kid I left a log in the fireplace of a family I didn't like. It was awesome!

Lols... Why am I not surprised that YOU did something like this

sc_rufctr · 04-10-2013, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by LubeMaster77

Janet, so what would you do? Laugh it off? Pull a 'Sammy Nutty" on Daddy?

In the past we have been TP'd by friends and door bell ditch ing is benign and common place but dropping trow in my drive is crossing a line IMO. (and thats from me...a guy with few boundries!)

Then write his parents a letter... Let them deal with it.

Jferr006 · Jferr006's Garage

If I wasn't a lady, I'd come sh*+ on the lawns of all you party poopers, no pun inteded.

M.D. Holloway · 04-10-2013, 06:37 AM

According to my son, the worst punishment the kid could receive is spending a few hours with me listening to one of my famous lectures on the state of humanity, the ills of our culture and the eventual demise of western civilization as we know it all focused around my axioms of the human condition!

scottmandue · 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by abisel

Set up a wildlife camera from Cabela's and take a picture of him doing it. Then post it on the internet for everyone to point fingers and laugh at him.

Flaming Bag of Poo - Mondollaneous - Mondo

Damn... I getting slow... that is what I would do...

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Originally Posted by flskala

Return the favor... Chow down some corn a few days in a row coupled in with some NY strips.
Leave it on his property, bicycle, car, skateboard, whatever..... Just DON'T get caught.

This made me laugh my a** off. I have a good friend who leaves his turds all over the place. His top victims - lefties, Pittsburgh Steeler fans & Guido's. I have personally seem him leave his calling card on at least two taxi cab hoods, a few pick up beds (Steeler logo.... tisk, tisk) & front lawns with the 'vote for O' sign in the grass. I haven't watched anything on television that comes even close to the laughter produced when watching the victim make the discovery.

Sorry.

I hope you get as big a laugh someday when this guy gets busted, spends the night in jail, and has to pay a hefty fine...

M.D. Holloway · 04-10-2013, 06:54 AM

In theory it is a good idea yet the chances of a repeat offense is small considering that the kid knows I know because the other kid who ratted him out let other kids know.

I actually don't think anything else will happen for sometime.

Funny, one of the kids that was there told my Son that "your dad is slow, he didn't even run after us!" My Son took a look at the kid and said "That cross around your neck, your a Christian? Real Christian move watching one of your friends taker a dump in my driveway and ringing our bell at midnight...ya, go tell that to your Church on Sunday!"

FWIW my Son does the youth stuff at Church...

scottmandue · 04-10-2013, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by LubeMaster77

In theory it is a good idea yet the chances of a repeat offense is small considering that the kid knows I know because the other kid who ratted him out let other kids know.

I actually don't think anything else will happen for sometime.

Funny, one of the kids that was there told my Son that "your dad is slow, he didn't even run after us!" My Son took a look at the kid and said "That cross around your neck, your a Christian?

FWIW my Son does the youth stuff at Church...

I do stuff at church too...

Your son should have said "yeah my dad is slow... but the pellets in his shotgun are fast."

I kid! I kid!

I actually found the original story of a kid doing this amusing... youthful foolishness... an adult doing this? Not so much.