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Total Frat Move | Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Living

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Two thousand dollars spent on a trip to Mexico, a cab ride, a seedy hotel room, excessive amounts of cocaine, and hooker orgies legitimately saved a man’s life. This might be the first time anyone’s ever said that. Don’t know.

Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.
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Old 11-06-2014, 08:01 PM
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That guy should be named King of PPOT.
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That guy should be named King of PPOT.
I second the motion.
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I second the motion.
Why are you bringing Motion into this?
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I want to see the reimbursement application he presents to his health insurance provider for the therapy he received.

I hope those hookers filled out all the proper HIPPA paperwork.
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I'll have a tough time getting this idea past the wife.
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Would that treatment be considered out of network by my health care.
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Would that treatment be considered out of network by my health care.
Maybe he's in an HMO. Healing Mexican Orgy.
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Maybe he's in an HMO. Healing Mexican Orgy.
Makes sense!
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Why are you bringing Motion into this?
He seems like he knows how to party.
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