Did You Ever Think

[rcooled]

Originally Posted by Nostril Cheese

Being able to lick my own genitals would be entertaining.

Two dimwits are walking past a dog who's licking his balls.
"Sure wish I could do that", says one.
"Probably should try kissing him first", replies the other.

[Amail]

Originally Posted by Chocaholic

Do you know why dogs do that?




Because they can't make a fist.

There - FIFY

[Crowbob]

Originally Posted by rcooled

Two dimwits are walking past a dog who's licking his balls.
"Sure wish I could do that", says one.
"Probably should try kissing him first", replies the other.

The way I heard it was that one guy sitting in the bar sees the dog licking himself in the corner and says to the other guy sitting in the bar, "I wish I could do that." Other guy says, "Yeah, but I bet he'd bite ya."