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Did You Ever Think
Did you ever think of how cool it would be to be a dog and be able to shake your head and feel you ears flap on the top of your skull?
My dog can do that. Fappity, fappity, fappity, fap I envy her.
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Did You Ever Think
You can fappity fappity fappity fap too but your results will probably be different.
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Our dog says
"I'm not sure what you're talking about... Please continue while I chew on this." 
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Being able to lick my own genitals would be entertaining.
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That's a sign that your dog needs her ears cleaned...
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My wife told me that dogs do that head shake thing to relieve anxiety. I tried it, it works. She's right. She's always right...fappity fappity fappity fap
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I'm sure women have penis envy when we can fappity fapity fap off of both thighs.
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Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your ears hang low? |
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I think the original lyrics was balls instead of ears - some how it went PC
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In our next lives. I hope we are all dawgs. And I hope we get to keep our nadz.
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I prefer to motorboat my girlfriend's tits.
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03-08-2015, 10:36 PM
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Our old Dachshund would flap her ears as a way to tell us where she was. Rather than barking or whining if she walked up next to the couch she would flap flap flap and that was the signal for my wife to pick her up and put her on the couch on in your lap. No doubt she would do it as a signal it was not because her ears were infected.
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