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If the spit ain't s**t, you must aquit.

Mother of all bad breath stories, feel bad for the cops. I wonder if the "spitter" tried to strangle himself with the seatbelt or if it was the cops who were brown streamed. Either way the guy is in ICU or is that ICpew.


Galveston man spits feces at police officers - Houston Chronicle

A Galveston man is accused of spitting feces at officers following an arrest Wednesday night.

Galveston Police told KHOU-TV that they apprehended Jonathon Glenn based on allegations that on Tuesday he stabbed a man several times. His victim survived the incident and is being treated at a nearby hospital.

The station reports that upon his arrest, Glenn defecated in the patrol car, put feces in his mouth and spit at the officers. He then reportedly attempted to strangle himself with his seat belt.

Glenn, who also has an outstanding warrant for kidnapping out of Midland, has been taken to UTMB where he is in critical condition.

He faces charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon
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Old 05-11-2015, 06:14 AM
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Some folks just NEED killin.
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No, he's not crazy at all, not even a little. :eek

Yeah, I don't see that guy ever being a safe or productive member of society. He may or may not need killin', but he certainly doesn't need to be out with the rest of us.
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there is a boy that needs his own private island, far away from everybody..... or a shallow hole in the desert.
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there is a boy that needs his own private island, far away from everybody..... or a shallow hole in the desert.
Or a private island that happens to be 50' below sea level.
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Great story, thanks for sharing! Couldn't live without knowing this one!
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Some folks just NEED killin.
Sounds like he tried to DIY it, why do the police insist on stopping them always?

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