does anyone pee thru the zipper hole?

[flatbutt]

Originally Posted by Porsche-O-Phile

Really?

I always thought they were to provide comedy for cruel and sadistic clothing designers (usually women!) by ensuring that every male will inattentively zip up on his unit at some point causing unbearable shooting pain, bleeding like a stuck pig and loud swearing - hopefully only once in his life.

A cruel thing, they are. I like button fly for exactly this reason!

We have all done it...but anyone who does more than once is probably too stupid to live for long.

Oh and age has made it far more difficult to use the zipper...if you know what I mean.

[craigster59]

Squirmin' Herman The One Eyed German pops his head out of the foxhole with a little relief from above. I hold the pants up with my left and shake with my right.

[Pazuzu]

How can I stand at the urinal texting if I need to hold my pants up with one hand???

[VINMAN]

I just pee out the bottom of my pant leg....



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[flatbutt]

Originally Posted by VINMAN

I just pee out the bottom of my pant leg....



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After you take it out of your sock...right?

[Outback Porsche]

Mostly through the hole.....sometimes not....it depends upon how drunk I am...

[nzporsche944s2]

My boss likes to undo his belt and drop his pants to his ankles at the urinal. I try to avoid using the bathroom if I know he's in there because he has a habit of turning around and talking while he's still pulling his pants up and doing up his belt. I find it rather uncomfortable.

He also likes to release wind as loudly as he can mid-flow haha

[masraum]

Originally Posted by Hugh R

Are you one of those guys who drops trow at the urinal with your butt exposed? Nevermind, I really don't want to know.

I've run into that a few times. Mostly it's young kids. Pretty odd.

Originally Posted by Porsche-O-Phile

by ensuring that every male will inattentively zip up on his unit at some point causing unbearable shooting pain, bleeding like a stuck pig and loud swearing - hopefully only once in his life.

Originally Posted by Evans, Marv

I quit peeing through the zipper opening in the fifth grade when I had to make a quick bathroom stop in school and zipped the thing up in my zipper in a rush to get out. Boy that hurt and left a line of little square cuts that took a while to heal.

Originally Posted by flatbutt

We have all done it...

No, No we haven't. What the hell? I guess since I've pretty much always worn underwear it hasn't come up?

[masraum]

Originally Posted by nzporsche944s2

My boss likes to undo his belt and drop his pants to his ankles at the urinal. I try to avoid using the bathroom if I know he's in there because he has a habit of turning around and talking while he's still pulling his pants up and doing up his belt. I find it rather uncomfortable.

That's freakin' bizarre! Not only is it really weird, but the floor under most urinals is NOT clean. Even if it's not from poor aim, there's pretty much always some amount of splashing that hits the floor. So, pants on the floor means pants laying in pee or at the very least, if the floor was just cleaned, you're probably splashing your own pee on your own pants.

He also likes to release wind as loudly as he can mid-flow haha

That's not odd or weird, but fairly normal practice. I'm not sure that I've ever met anyone that attempts extra volume, but that does seem like a pretty good time to let loose on flatulence. If you can't leave it there, where can you leave it?

[tabs]

I just pee in my pants...

[Pazuzu]

Originally Posted by masraum

That's freakin' bizarre! Not only is it really weird, but the floor under most urinals is NOT clean. Even if it's not from poor aim, there's pretty much always some amount of splashing that hits the floor. So, pants on the floor means pants laying in pee or at the very least, if the floor was just cleaned, you're probably splashing your own pee on your own pants.

Psst...he's in New Zealand, so when the boss undoes his pants, they fall UP away from the floor

[rusnak]

I've stood in line to use the urinal, and seen some guys shake the hell out of their pecker. I'm thinking what the F? If you don't use at least moderate finesse on your own pee pee, then you just don't use finesse on anything.

[masraum]

Originally Posted by rusnak

I've stood in line to use the urinal, and seen some guys shake the hell out of their pecker. I'm thinking what the F? If you don't use at least moderate finesse on your own pee pee, then you just don't use finesse on anything.

Good point.

[wdfifteen]

Airport urinal -I'm not giving anything I own a chance of hitting the floor. So hell yes I unzip and extract the lizard in order to drain it.

[wdfifteen]

Originally Posted by rusnak

I've stood in line to use the urinal, and seen some guys shake the hell out of their pecker.

They're mama's boys who have someone to clean up after them. I was a bachelor long enough to learn it's way easier to wipe the tip with a square of butt ribbon and drop it in the can than to clean piss off the whole terlet area every week.

[sc_rufctr]

I'm lazy... Mostly I sit down to pee but never in a public toilet. I'm thinking, "How many asses have been on that seat?"

When doing a number 2 in public I use a toilet seat cover if available... If not I hover.

[patz]

I wear a kilt. Easy access.

[LEAKYSEALS951]

This came to mind:

[A930Rocket]

I use the port hole all the time, except when I'm at home, then I usually site down and relax!

[Steve Carlton]

No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last two drops go in your pants.