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2porscheguy 09-15-2016 07:14 AM

Classic one-liners you first heard on PPOT....
 
I must say that I've learned a lot from you guys over the years....http://forums.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/wat6.gif

...including what I view as classic one-liners!

Here's one:

"If it's got wheels or boobs, it's gonna cost you $$$!!"

My son likes that one. His GF and my wife...not so much!:p

So what other epic one-liners have you heard here?

(If a similar older thread exists, please do point it out.)

Cheerioh!

widgeon13 09-15-2016 07:19 AM

most common: Drive it like you stole it!

id10t 09-15-2016 07:22 AM

slap slap slap ....

flipper35 09-15-2016 07:39 AM

Dropped a Higgins.

1990C4S 09-15-2016 07:43 AM

I got Rhino liner on my hoootus.

Who wants a free gererator.

Snow Tires

Black Audi.


These 'one liners' will not work in the real world.

JD159 09-15-2016 07:46 AM

"Check out my ass dragon pants"

craigster59 09-15-2016 07:46 AM

Dottore to Milt/ Zeke: "And you wanted to be my Mexican Pottery salesman!"

sc_rufctr 09-15-2016 07:49 AM

"Release the Kraken"

From the movie "Clash of the Titans" but Vash used it to perfection in a thread some time ago.

1990C4S 09-15-2016 07:50 AM

Can I take your picture after you finish the quote for shingling my roof?

bivenator 09-15-2016 07:53 AM

Bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.

Eric 951 09-15-2016 07:57 AM

"do you like coboy boots?"

968rz 09-15-2016 08:01 AM

Slap the cratch !! (i think that's how it went)

Joe Bob 09-15-2016 08:12 AM

Don't do anything stupid....

2porscheguy 09-15-2016 08:17 AM

....now get off my lawn!!

JJ 911SC 09-15-2016 08:21 AM

It will buff out... / That'll Buff Right Out

GH85Carrera 09-15-2016 08:21 AM

Pics or it didn't happen!

John Rogers 09-15-2016 08:29 AM

Stupidity is instantaneous.

widgeon13 09-15-2016 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2porscheguy (Post 9282173)
....now get off my lawn!!

Clint might not agree with you on that one.:D

Nickshu 09-15-2016 08:35 AM

Brian Wilson USED TO BE a musical genius. Now he's a zucchini.

JJ 911SC 09-15-2016 08:40 AM

"it's either Gas, Spark or Air"


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