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Brando 09-19-2016 09:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jcommin (Post 9286943)
" Never break more than you can fix" I don't remember his name but he posted regularly on the 944 tech forum before he passed on.
That was Hugh. He was a great guy. *pours out a bit of beer*

kach22i 09-19-2016 09:53 AM
Not a classic one-liner but seen often enough.

+1

Bill Douglas 09-19-2016 12:27 PM
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.

M.D. Holloway 09-19-2016 01:55 PM
Quote:
All My Marriages Ended In Divorce For The Same Reason
yup

abisel 09-19-2016 04:48 PM
Maybe not on PPOT, but a classic nonetheless:

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_5XvBYfxU_dM/TK...jpg?imgmax=800

Badges?
We ain't got no badges!
We don't need no badges!
I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!!

Jim Bremner 09-19-2016 05:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J-Mac (Post 9284225)
Ive seen various versions of this

"not putting miles on your (insert exotic car) is like not having sex with your girlfriend so she will be more desirable to her next boyfriend"
I'm pretty sure that one is from me.
but it's "not driving your exotic is like sleeping with an ugly girl to spare your hot wife"

Por_sha911 09-19-2016 05:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by motion (Post 9287056)
I first saw this quote on Dottore's signature. Always loved it.

"These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others."
Stolen from Groucho Marx movie.

GWN7 09-19-2016 07:15 PM
Not from PPOT but I thought it was pretty funny.

A buddy drops by and we are discussing Android TV.......he says "I've been watching that new comedy channel lately ...... CNN"

daepp 09-19-2016 07:56 PM
If it flies, floats or ****s; rent it.

Bill Douglas 09-19-2016 09:40 PM
A frontal lobotomy or a bottle in front of me.

jcommin 09-20-2016 03:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brando (Post 9287274)
That was Hugh. He was a great guy. *pours out a bit of beer*
He knew his cars too.

Hawkeye's-911T 09-20-2016 08:11 AM
He once parallel parked a train....

Edit: My comment was in no way referenced to Hugh. I was just parodying "The most interesting man" thing
Cheers
JB

gwmac 09-20-2016 08:31 AM
"My suggestion is that you not waste one more minute thinking that you can somehow control "where the leaves blow.""
from Cogar

Rapewta 09-20-2016 08:39 AM
Here...
Hold my beer and watch this...

daepp 09-20-2016 10:14 AM
"I need to slap cratch..."


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