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pavulon 09-15-2016 10:08 AM

'you forgot your truck'
-notfarnow

McLovin 09-15-2016 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by craigster59 (Post 9282099)
Dottore to Milt/ Zeke: "And you wanted to be my Mexican Pottery salesman!"

That was a great line.

But it wasn't from Dottore.

The guy who said it was a true comic genius! :)

McLovin 09-15-2016 10:12 AM

"I cut my sack"

McLovin 09-15-2016 10:13 AM

"Model's Release"

McLovin 09-15-2016 10:14 AM

"social experiment"

McLovin 09-15-2016 10:19 AM

RICE here...Major RICE

KFC911 09-15-2016 10:31 AM

Jet fokkin' black...

I don't have a stiffie, make me a sammich...

It's Bush's fault...

Bring your wife and I'll dicker...

It's a brick house...

KFC911 09-15-2016 11:26 AM

Poopyheads...

Geronimo '74 09-15-2016 12:56 PM

' you're so stupid, I can taste it... '

No clue who said it. Read it somewhere over here a long time ago. Still makes me chuckle

Geronimo '74 09-15-2016 01:02 PM

Can't remember who said this either..

if lazar beam death ray takes a POO.......................yer in deep POO cuz ya have NO REAR SIGHT!

craigster59 09-15-2016 02:12 PM

Burnin' Oil describes his Halloween costume - "I'll start off in a tired, grumpy guy costume, then segue into mellow dude, quickly followed by drunk man and then culminate in my favorite costume, passed-out on the couch geezer."

2porscheguy 09-15-2016 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by widgeon13 (Post 9282190)
Clint might not agree with you on that one.:D

Clint must have stolen that one from Sammy....

Don Ro 09-15-2016 02:40 PM

"HP is the speed at which you plow into a crowd. Torque is how far you drag them."
- - Don't recall
.
"I don't think we share a common moral/ethical grounding necessary for a conversation."
- - varmint
.
"Life seems much easier for those unencumbered by reality."
- - sammyg2
.
"You're a nice enough person, but when I talk to you I don't have fun."
- - Don't recall
.
"Sent from something waiting to get jailbroken."
- - vash, I think
.
"I said I was an addict. I didn't say I had a problem."
- - Don't recall
.
"I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel."
- - Don't recall (Bill Douglas ?)
.
:):):)

JJ 911SC 09-15-2016 02:44 PM

"10 lbs = 1 HP"... I might have use it for justification :D:):D

JJ 911SC 09-15-2016 02:46 PM

"Don't feed the troll"

ForBell 09-15-2016 02:47 PM

back to working out again with heavy dumbbells. not sure what they weigh but they're purple. DonRo

Tobra 09-15-2016 02:53 PM

well set up 944

No idea who said that first

Laser beam death ray had to have been Odd Job Uno

2porscheguy 09-15-2016 03:07 PM

So which pelican came up with my initial one...

"If it's got wheels or boobs, it's gonna cost you money!"

...I can't remember...

Bill Douglas 09-15-2016 03:21 PM

Anything that has roofing girl in the sentence.

sammyg2 09-15-2016 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2porscheguy (Post 9282749)
Clint must have stolen that one from Sammy....

Hey I resemble that.


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