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So she sets him on fire then puts it out with a bucket of piss...that just ain't right

https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-accused-setting-boyfriend-fire-124029292.html

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Old 07-11-2017, 12:38 PM
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Did you see her picture?
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Old 07-11-2017, 12:42 PM
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Never thought about having a bucket of piss nearby just in case of fire!
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Old 07-11-2017, 12:48 PM
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Maybe she had a burning sensation when she urinated.
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Old 07-11-2017, 12:50 PM
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Did you see her picture?
Meth rash.
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Old 07-11-2017, 12:51 PM
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+ 1 - def a meth head
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so, is she single now?

I bet she was pretty before the drugs did a number on her- probably still crazy before that too.
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Old 07-11-2017, 01:56 PM
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He was probably very pleased to be pissed on!
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Old 07-11-2017, 01:59 PM
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The relationship is still salvageable. She hasn't reached the "I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire" stage.
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You usually have to pay extra for that...
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The relationship is still salvageable. She hasn't reached the "I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire" stage.
Yes. She still cares. Silver lining and all.
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Sounds pre-meditated or is that pre-medicated.
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Old 07-11-2017, 02:12 PM
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+ 1 - def a meth head
On the upside, it's cheap.

May I ramble? Why thank you.

Friend's wife is smokin' hot. Heroin addict. She looks normal and can act normal. (She has destroyed all of their lives but she don't look like that chick)

Meth is different.
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Crazy is crazy...walk the other way...save yourself.
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You on the other hand...WTH are you doing reading anything on Yahoo?
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You on the other hand...WTH are you doing reading anything on Yahoo?
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No kidding. I have internet service through SBC global/U-verse and yahoo is their default home page, and I won't even bother reading anything on that page.
Totally worthless.
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The relationship is still salvageable. She hasn't reached the "I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire" stage.
Best post of 2017 so far.. ROFL...
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How does one save up a bucket of urine?
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How does one save up a bucket of urine?
It's not how, it's why.

Maybe it wasn't a bucket, maybe it was a can, Why have it around? Maybe she was quittin the meth and switching to can o piss.
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Sounds pre-meditated or is that pre-medicated.
pre-methadated

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