Single guys?

[Geronimo '74]

her happy joy schoolgirl vibe irritates me ..

she sounds like a 6 year old.

Vinman, pass me those screwdrivers when you're done.

[svandamme]

forget screwdrivers, she makes me wanna pour molten lead in my ears..

[flipper35]

I would rather fire a full box through an M-60 indoors with no hearing protection. Or a Ma Deuce. At least my hearing would be lost in a blaze of glory.

[pwd72s]

Originally Posted by svandamme

forget screwdrivers, she makes me wanna pour molten lead in my ears..

That is really clever...loved it.

[Bob Kontak]

Originally Posted by fastfredracing

Im shocked that you would know who pewdie pie, and boogie 2988 are

Originally Posted by Holger

^this!

Hey, I got kids. What else can I say?

Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg is pewdiepie. Swedish. Some say he is popular.

https://www.thefamouspeople.com/sweden-men.php

[red-beard]

Pretty sure I dated her older sister in my 30's...

...maybe it was her mother! YIKES!

[AFC-911]

Where have you guys been living? This is so old! Hahaha.

I still love that song version of this, though.

[ckelly78z]

Originally Posted by red-beard

Pretty sure I dated her older sister in my 30's...

...maybe it was her mother! YIKES!

Would that would make YOU her father ?

[legion]

[Holger]

Originally Posted by Bob Kontak

Hey, I got kids. What else can I say?

Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg is pewdiepie. Swedish. Some say he is popular.

https://www.thefamouspeople.com/sweden-men.php

LOL, I have the same excuse!

And yes, he IS popular ... sadly.

[flipper35]

I don't think he is so popular any more. Not by the news stories the last few months.

[Discseven]

Originally Posted by Evans, Marv

I think a guy could show up at her door in a cat costume, get it on and leave. You know how independent cats are.

Way to go Marv!

[dyount]

Here's a "single guy" story for ya.

So I run across a woman on a dating website, attractive, seems to have her stuff together and I notice in her profile she says "and the world is flat". I'm thinking it's humor and offer to have coffee to discuss the flat earth theory of our flat world floating through space on the back of a turtle or whatever.
She responds with "it's real and check out this video "... So I have the vid in the background one morning heading to work and can get about 20 mins of it and can take no more.
I respond back with " I checked out the vid you wanted me to watch but I can't debate the question of flat earth because to me it's the intellectual equivalent of punching kittens, something we should just not do".
Never heard back from her for some reason. AND I now reference flat earth girl when my married friends wonder why I'm still single

[RKDinOKC]

In the words of Monty Python as things from flying over the castle wall..RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!

[Nine, Frau!]

Originally Posted by dyount

Here's a "single guy" story for ya.

So I run across a woman on a dating website, attractive, seems to have her stuff together and I notice in her profile she says "and the world is flat". I'm thinking it's humor and offer to have coffee to discuss the flat earth theory of our flat world floating through space on the back of a turtle or whatever.
She responds with "it's real and check out this video "... So I have the vid in the background one morning heading to work and can get about 20 mins of it and can take no more.
I respond back with " I checked out the vid you wanted me to watch but I can't debate the question of flat earth because to me it's the intellectual equivalent of punching kittens, something we should just not do".
Never heard back from her for some reason. AND I now reference flat earth girl when my married friends wonder why I'm still single

Prepare to be me too'd