Things that don’t lie

[motion]

Children
Drunks
Yoga pants

[KFC911]

Soooo.....have you had a recent escapade with a drunk child, or did something else trigger this thread ?

[Nordwest]

Old Fishermen...

[flipper35]

Oversized drunk woman in undersized yoga pants with someone else's child commenting on the bursting kielbasa.

[MikeSid]

Cocaine.

[mreid]

Government workers under oath...oh wait, not that...

How about dogs.

[scottmandue]

Cats & Dogs

[LakeCleElum]

Walls

[pavulon]

Cops

[Paul K]

I’ve heard folks say ‘God never lies’. BS. I’ve seen folks devote their lives to him, and still get massively $hit upon. ‘God has a plan for me & will protect me’. Nope.

My Great Dane would never lie to me though. The Labrador might. The cat definitely would.

[LWJ]

Not my lab. He might be a little slutty but never lie.

[scottmandue]

Originally Posted by Paul K

The cat definitely would.

I was going to post "cats don't lie they are just arrogant little jerks"

Then I remembered when I come home from work they are standing by their food bowls looking pitiful.
Me: Honey did you feed the cats?
Wife: Yes!

[widebody911]

[wswartzwel]

Tires.

[vash]

disagree with the second one.

drunks; ever see one spin a tale at the sobriety check point?

[mreid]

Originally Posted by Paul K

My Great Dane would never lie to me though. The Labrador might. The cat definitely would.

There is a reason that in the world of Dilbert the evil HR director is a cat.

[Bob Kontak]

Meth symptoms.

[GWN7]

Belts

[Jims5543]

Originally Posted by motion

Children
Drunks
Yoga pants

Bank Statements

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[Yorkie]

Originally Posted by motion

Children
Drunks
Yoga pants

You must not have kids - they lie. Drunks? All the time. Tall tales and pick up lines.

Animals don't lie