What if Starbucks closed for a day...

[Pazuzu]

Do you really think the homeless go to Starbucks?

First, it's way too small, can't get a cart in there
Second, it's full of starbucks customers, whom everyone hates

Why bother, when every fast food joint in town has lots of room, very few starbucks customers, and easy access to the bathrooms right next to the front door?

[MikeSid]

Originally Posted by Pazuzu

Do you really think the homeless go to Starbucks?

Yes. Absolutely. But probably only for numero dos.

I'm in downtown Seattle. You can't find a fast food joint anywhere - lessen you want to risk your life at 3rd and Pike.

But you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a homeless person or a Starbucks.

If only the overpriced hipster food trucks had restrooms....

[Jeff Higgins]

Originally Posted by fastfredracing

America has become so trivial.

My sentiments exactly.

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera

When they close it impacts me as much as when a butterfly farts in the rain forest.

Apparently you've never tuned the carbs on a 911T!

[Tobra]

Originally Posted by red-beard

And no one cared?

or noticed

[vash]

they would notice for sure. they are not on every other corner for nothing. that place is busy. collectively we might not be fans, but there ARE fans out there. lots of them.

somebody is buying that premade chicken salad sandwich for $8.

[Tidybuoy]

I only go to Starbucks if I'm on a road trip. I stopped the daily coffee purchase many, many, years ago then the prices rose to rediculous levels. I can make coffee pretty well too!

[tabs]

It is good to know where I can take a dump if need be when away from home..sometime ya just gotta go.

[Por_sha911]

Originally Posted by sammyg2

What is this "starbucks" you speak of?

You beat me to it. Who?

[CurtEgerer]

I've heard the furniture is comfortable.

[sammyg2]

[Por_sha911]

^ I love it. Do you go to a coffee shop to meet people? I go to coffee shops (but not SB) to get coffee. What a radical idea.

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by peteremsley

Ugh. That makes me want to lie on my side and put my thumb in...

Does anyone need a carb sycnrometer thingie? I have one that I expect never to use again...

I have 2. Your really need 6...

[A930Rocket]

I don’t drink coffee, so I’ve never been in a SB’s.

They can have all the homeless people they want.

[petrolhead611]

I only buy coffee from shops that pay their taxes in full in the countries in which they operate.

[ckelly78z]

Originally Posted by stevej37

Never been in one.

The one time I went, it was the only thing open on a long stretch of turnpike in the early morning $20 for two hot chocolates, and a danish ???? Never again !

[Shaun @ Tru6]

I wonder how many of the homeless in Starbucks are Vets.

[DanielDudley]

https://www.theonion.com/coffee-cultivation-merely-extends-the-system-of-coloni-1826427318

[DanielDudley]

Originally Posted by Shaun @ Tru6

I wonder how many of the homeless in Starbucks are Vets.

You're harshing my vibe, Man.

Can't we just hate on everybody ?

[fred cook]

What if Starbucks just closed and went away? Works for me!