What I Learned From Fellow Pelicans

[mreid]

Here's what I learned:

If I install a 3.6 in my mid-year, it will have so much power it can jump the Grand Canyon. So I did.

If I install Elephant or Rebel Racing suspension components, it will land unscathed. So I did.

If I upgrade the brakes to turbo brakes, it will stop after landing. So I did.

If I replace the interior with an RS interior, I won't bounce out of my seat on landing. So I did.

If I install new wheels and lower the car, people won't laugh at me and insult me on the Internet. So I did.

If I weld on turbo flares and install RSR bumpers, my new sexiness wil get me the hot girl. So I did.

So the Grand Canyon never happened, but my wallet got so light that the hot girl left and I sleep in my car.

[RSBob]

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