Didja Ever Notice

tabs · 09-14-2005, 12:40 AM

That if you put a towel on the head of a Mexican he could pass for an Arab.

IROC · IROC's Garage

And so the corrollary is that if you take the towel off the head of an Arab, he could pass for a Mexican? Hmm...we need to beef up that border security.

Mike

David McLaughlin · David McLaughlin's Garage

didya ever notice that if you put a redneck in a civilized comunity, he'd still be a redneck.

VINMAN · 09-14-2005, 05:40 AM

Muhammed Sanchez?

Shaun @ Tru6 · 09-14-2005, 05:48 AM

Does that mean a shaved down Irishman in a locker room is a little boy?

turbo6bar · 09-14-2005, 06:11 AM

Do 9 out of 10 Catholic priests prefer shaved down Irish men?

David McLaughlin · David McLaughlin's Garage

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Originally posted by Shaun 84 Targa
Does that mean a shaved down Irishman in a locker room is a little boy?

That's harsh!

Z-man · Z-man's Garage

What is this, the thread the attempt to offend as many ethnic groups as possible?!?

David McLaughlin · David McLaughlin's Garage

you can't offend if you are one; can you? I R A Redneck (and you can take that several different ways and still be right).

Shaun @ Tru6 · 09-14-2005, 07:14 AM

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Originally posted by David McLaughlin
That's harsh!

I'm just glad I've got a lot of Italian in me too!

Joeaksa · 09-14-2005, 07:16 AM

This is part of the reason why we have a real issue with "foreigners" crossing the borders here in California, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas. Put a sombero on a Middle Eastern terrorist and from a distance he looks like Pedro.

The Border Patrol has found copies of the Koran in the desert, left by illegals crossing into the border. Doubt that many of the people in Mexico and Central America are Muslim...

JoeA

Z-man · Z-man's Garage

While we're on the offensive,

Quick joke:

Q: How many people with A.D.D (Attention deficit disorder) does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Let's ride bikes!

-Z-man.

PS: If someone can come up with a joke that stars with: "There was a Mexican, a Muslim Terrorist, and a person with A.D.D. crossing the border in the dessert..." the above joke would fit here better.

bryanthompson · bryanthompson's Garage

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Originally posted by Z-man
What is this, the thread the attempt to offend as many ethnic groups as possible?!?

I think this is an attempt by tabs* to regain his mojo. Unfortunately for tabs, we aren't the .....................

edit: sorry, T-Diddy

Vipergrün · 09-14-2005, 08:39 AM

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Originally posted by VINMAN
Muhammed Sanchez?

I'm sorry, but that is funny.....almost spit my coffee

dd74 · 09-14-2005, 11:43 AM

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Originally posted by David McLaughlin
didya ever notice that if you put a redneck in a civilized comunity, he'd still be a redneck.

Hmmm...not entirely true. Two weeks ago, I was at Fontana - about thirty miles inland from L.A. - for the NASCAR race. The crowd, while decidedly cliche (I guess) of being redneck, was incredibly well behaved. No fights. No beer or chicken bone throwing as I've been told happens at NASCAR events...

Now contrast that to an L.A. Raiders game (when we had the Raiders), or a Lakers' game (when we had Shaq), and you'll see at least a half-dozen fights in and around the stands.

vash · vash's Garage

wasnt the last terrorist threat video star a white guy?

Mulhollanddose · 09-14-2005, 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by dd74
Hmmm...not entirely true. Two weeks ago, I was at Fontana - about thirty miles inland from L.A. - for the NASCAR race. The crowd, while decidedly cliche (I guess) of being redneck, was incredibly well behaved. No fights. No beer or chicken bone throwing as I've been told happens at NASCAR events...

Now contrast that to an L.A. Raiders game (when we had the Raiders), or a Lakers' game (when we had Shaq), and you'll see at least a half-dozen fights in and around the stands.

Or what about them highbrow Europeans and their soccer games?...Man...rape, pillage and murder if your team wins or loses.

legion · 09-14-2005, 11:59 AM

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Originally posted by dd74
Hmmm...not entirely true. Two weeks ago, I was at Fontana - about thirty miles inland from L.A. - for the NASCAR race. The crowd, while decidedly cliche (I guess) of being redneck, was incredibly well behaved. No fights. No beer or chicken bone throwing as I've been told happens at NASCAR events...

I had a post a few months ago about going to a NASCAR race and noticed the same thing. Very cordial, well-behaved crowd. I think part of it is there is no such thing as a "home team" in NASCAR. Every driver races every track.

ronin · 09-14-2005, 12:00 PM

naaah, that's just Manchester United fans

Mulhollanddose · 09-14-2005, 12:02 PM

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Originally posted by legion
I had a post a few months ago about going to a NASCAR race and noticed the same thing. Very cordial, well-behaved crowd. I think part of it is there is no such thing as a "home team" in NASCAR. Every driver races every track.

See, we are superior afterall...