Does anyone want a free gererator?

[charlesbahn]

Oh no! The second gererator is slowing down....

[svandamme]

Originally posted by charlesbahn
Oh no! The second gererator is slowing down....

no problem , just turn on cross feed #1 , and switchover aux power3 to 4 , turn the flux capacitor to set mode B1, dammit , where's page 4 of my manual !?!?

[bryanthompson]

Originally posted by lendaddy
When you get in your car you will energize the mainsprings when you close your door (get it? Storing the energy...stay with me now).

At stop lights, riders could start flapping the doors by opening and closing real quick to generate extra energy. Like a wind-up toy.

[svandamme]

Originally posted by bryanthompson
At stop lights, riders could start flapping the doors by opening and closing real quick to generate extra energy. Like a wind-up toy.

i see a big market volume increase for lambo style doors
to avoid denting them all the time...

[charlesbahn]

Don't worry folks, the Flight Attendant is passing out a magnet for each of you....

[svandamme]

[charlesbahn]

The second gererator just stopped and there arn't enough magnets to go around. Fortunately I've been trained in the LAWS OF PHYSICS.....

(edited to fit your sceen and to run in the alotted time)

[jeffgrant]

Originally posted by bryanthompson
At stop lights, riders could start flapping the doors by opening and closing real quick to generate extra energy. Like a wind-up toy.

FINALLY!!! A legitimate reason to do a Chinese Fire Drill! Excellent!

[lendaddy]

Originally posted by bryanthompson
At stop lights, riders could start flapping the doors by opening and closing real quick to generate extra energy. Like a wind-up toy.

You could, ........but it's not required as once you "store" energy it springs eternal, have I taught you nothing?

[charlesbahn]

When the plane hits the ground, we have to all jump up in the air at exactly the same time, thereby negating the effect of gravity (same principle as the gererator) ...

[charlesbahn]

SPLAAAAT!



canna change law physics





(That's all folks)

[trap]

What is wrong with you people? You can't jump up and negate gravity!!!

If both gererators stop, you just stand in the doorway of the airplane and wait patiently. When it's a foot or so from horribly crashing into the ground, you simply step off. The plane crashes, you walk away.

Sheesh! The actual physics involved in all that is clearly explained in Saturday morning cartoons.

[svandamme]

Originally posted by trap
When it's a foot or so from horribly crashing into the ground, you simply step off. The plane crashes, you walk away.

Sheesh! The actual physics involved in all that is clearly explained in Saturday morning cartoons.

now you're beeing silly

everybody knows that in cartoons, the victim always crashes, leaving a hole in the ground, shaped like whatever came crashing down... then the image fades or cuts away, and then whoever crashed, appears perfectly ok with a new plan for whatever he wants to achieve, or the the subject climbs out of the hole with little stars or bluebirds circling his head

either way , in cartoons, nobody who is coming down for a crash, escapes the crash, except Muttley...

[trap]

Nope, nothing silly here.

I saw the Road Runner do it with my own eyes.

[nostatic]

Road Runner is ghey and a liberal. Gravity is Bush's fault.

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Gravity only takes effect if you look down too. If you walk off the edge of a cliff and keep looking straight ahead you'll be fine. Once you look down, it's freefall time.

Just don't look down.

Wiley E. Coyote sez so. He's an expert on this stuff too.

[red-beard]

Wile E Coyote. Super Genius. I like the way that sounds. Wile E Coyote. Super Genius.

[nostatic]

[nostatic]

[sammyg2]

My favorite saying on the golf course when faced with an impossible shot:
"I saw this on a cartoon once, I think I can pull it off".