Does anyone want a free gererator? - Page 9

targa911S · 02-16-2006, 06:57 AM

OOps forgot about the rgb values....nevermind, it's early.

notfarnow · 02-16-2006, 07:03 AM

When yellow snow melts, the yellow stays behind.

Willem Fick · 02-17-2006, 01:04 AM

I have a Bank of Nigeria cheque for $14.4Million (Zimbabwean) that I'm prepared to offer to see this thing work!

Jims5543 · 02-17-2006, 04:04 AM

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Originally posted by targa911S
So Jim you wasted $9.00?

Wanna buy some land in FL? Oh never mind you already did that.

How a bout this? I am building a bridge. We will be building it soon. For your donation of $9.99 I will ship you an exact replica of the brick that we will use with your name scribed on it.

At this point I have not spent a dime. I recieved an application, a Certificate and a letter explaining what I need to do next. I am encouraged to buy a video for $4.50 and to submit applications to 9 friends. I am also told I can make $1000 a year promoting the Gererator and I can make much more if I can get 9 friends to promote it too, and even more if they get 9 friends and so on.

They have a goal of 1.6 million applications recieved before they will go foward and release their gererator to the public. Once it is released you cannot get one for free unless you were pre-registered otherwise you will have to pay $2000 for a unit.

reino757 · 02-17-2006, 05:34 AM

Watch out Jim, this topic was supposed to die.

Let's get back to ice cream. Used to be french vanilla but now
"Moose Tracks" by Mayfield

Rode both bikes yesterday...

Reino out

M.D. Holloway · 02-17-2006, 06:51 AM

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Originally posted by targa911S
white is a non color so it really doesn't exist.

I am white - a person of non-color therefore I do not exist? I want to 'be' but how do I 'become'?

BTW - what about the $9?

cashflyer · 02-17-2006, 09:36 AM

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Originally posted by LubeMaster77
I want to 'be' but how do I 'become'?
BTW - what about the $9?

I think, therefore I am...

...not spending $9.

sammyg2 · 08-02-2006, 12:58 PM

Oh man, I just read through this thread for the first time and I LMFAO!

One thing that was missed tho, 1.6 million times 50 cents for him to mail you junk is $800,000.
We should all sign up for an many of the information packets as possible, He would have to pay the postage to send the crap out, then we could use it to line the bottom of our bird cages.
Add in the cost to print the crap, we could bankrupt this clown in a month!

dtw · 08-02-2006, 01:36 PM

Hello Please Sirs,
My client is prepared to transact immediately for your last price for your gererators of First Rate Quality. We are pleased to take advantage of these gereratons of Unlimited Energy imediatley. Please to advise that my client overseeing operations in US, from UK, which he has recently to desease and cyst. Following to the pursuant, we have liquidations from these cyst of $15,000 in the cashier's check, wich we may present to you immediately via Express Courier. If the terms are agreeable, our agent will collect the gererator next week, aftery ou have sent us the balances of thiese transaction IMMEDIATELY via Western Union Money Transfer.

Sincerely,
Nigel Ria

svandamme · svandamme's Garage

Quote:

Originally posted by LubeMaster77
reino757, dude, did you really think that this scam would have legs on this site? Half the clowns here have more degrees than a thermometer and the other half are *****'n genius's's's.

sweet !!!, i don't have a degree
so i'm a genius then ?!?

i knew it , i was right all along those 11 times i got kicked out of high school for beeing an bit of a handsfull, and i was right to tell the headmaster he just wasn't L33t enough to educate me !!

reino757 · 08-02-2006, 01:48 PM

For all the CLOWNS ......there is no f**kin $9.00
This must just be too damn complicated for ya.

goin ridin ...............

bryanthompson · bryanthompson's Garage

But there is a free gererator, right? Where can I pick one up?

reino757 · 08-02-2006, 01:53 PM

OK I do be lieve the TYPO thing has just about run it's course.

It is ammusing to me to read all the jokes as well!!!

Porsche-O-Phile · Porsche-O-Phile's Garage

I need a gererator. Hook me up bro.

RickM · RickM's Garage

Here's what I use for power....

Groesbeck Hurricane · 08-02-2006, 02:05 PM

Stijn you are a GENIUS!!!!

Now I'll take my three little, silly degrees and my wife's four very silly degrees and go apply at The Ministry of Funny Walks.

svandamme · svandamme's Garage

just finished reading this whole thing
man o man , how could i have ever missed this???

Reino , thx for the laughs, for troll , i must say you're quite comical...
good luck with yer gererator, now a public service message :

Quote:

Originally posted by Groesbeck Hurricane
Stijn you are a GENIUS!!!!

Now I'll take my three little, silly degrees and my wife's four very silly degrees and go apply at The Ministry of Funny Walks.

good thinking.
it worked for the Pythons... come think of it , why didn't any real governement follow up on this? it's a shame

wrecktech · 08-02-2006, 02:17 PM

I think this generator needs some dilithium chrystals to run properly.

goat · goat's Garage

Quote:

Originally posted by bryanthompson
But there is a free gererator, right? Where can I pick one up?

Too much fun.
LMAO
They have a phone number on the web site please call

http://www.bizarrefun.com/FreeElectricity.htm

Icemaster · Icemaster's Garage

I'm amazed he actually chimed back in to retort.

Or maybe I'm just ammused...