Has Your Kid Ever Walked In On You?

[targa911S]

my dogs catch the drip.

[widebody911]

Trust me, that's not nearly as bad as the SO walking in...

[Rick Lee]

Originally posted by widebody911
Trust me, that's not nearly as bad as the SO walking in...

Ha ha!! Saw that happen in college.

[Laneco]

We have two children. I know parents with two children CAN have sex, because I've seen parents with three children.

It's the "when" I can't figure out... And summer vacation is the WORST. At least during school hours, we can have , ahhh, a "lunch" break.

angela

[jkarolyi]

>My parents wouldn't even close the door.

Mine either...saw/heard way too much, and yes I was scarred for life. Damn my liberal hippie parents.

Seriously though, it's nothing to make a big deal out of. Kids will learn about sex anyway...might as well be from you.

> "Why you guys wrasl'n with the door locked?"

LOL

[red-beard]

my ex was rather adventurous and I think she sometimes she did things to have them happen. She 'jumped me' once with the kids in the same room asleep (Camping Cabin).

In college, my girlfriend's German Shepard jumped on top of me while I was on top of her! THAT was a surprise.

The best story I have about such things was from the President of a Company in Central Long Island. Early one Sunday morning, they were going at it pretty good with the door locked. The finish and get dressed and head down to make breakfast. All three kids are already awake.

The middle child, a girl about 6, asks: "Mommy, what were you and Daddy doing in the bedroom?"

He looked at his wife and they each turned bright red. The silence was deafening.

His 3 year old son chimes up: "I know what they were doing. Daddy was giving mommy a horsey-back ride!"

[Drago]

My neighbors once admitted to utilizing their walk-in closet.

That was too much information.

[red-beard]

Yours ?

[David]

No, but a few years ago one of my co-worker's young son answered the phone and it was the boy's peewee baseball coach. The coach asked if she could speak with his mom. He said no she's in the shower. So she asked if she could speak to his dad, to which he replied, "no he's in the shower with mom"

[ZOA NOM]

Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.
Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly. "MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND..."
Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.
So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy..."
At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story. He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

[widebody911]

Originally posted by red-beard
my ex was rather adventurous and I think she sometimes she did things to have them happen. She 'jumped me' once with the kids in the same room asleep (Camping Cabin).

And this one time, at band camp...

In college, my girlfriend's German Shepard jumped on top of me while I was on top of her! THAT was a surprise.

Probably a Pavlovian response or sorts to the smell of peanut butter.

[ianc]

I think the lock-picking son needs to have a serious talking-to about respecting people's privacy and how it's important to knock before entering.

ianc

[M.D. Holloway]

funny thing is - this was the first time he ever walked in on us. In the past he actually helped get his little sister out of the bathroom after she locked herself in and didn't want to open the door. We could have easily unlocked it but being 6 and eager to figuer things out, he actually was able to open the locked door. He must have remembered how.

As for knocking - we never have any doors closed at our home. Maybe this is a good opportunity to teach him about knocking on closed doors before entering!

Good point ianc.

[bigchillcar]

worst for me was mom opening a bedroom door in her house (i didn't live there at the time..just stopped in for a bed) and catching me porking some chick doggie style. ****kkkk..can you say 'down flagpole?' that was the fastest door shutting i've ever seen. i think i was about 20..that was 20 years ago.
ryan

[VINMAN]

We had the mother-inlaw walk in on us while the wife was, how would you put it??..."doing a Lewinsky" on me. Thank god the lights where off and she was as blind as a bat. We where on the couch in the den.

Never thought blood could drain from a body part that fast.....

[Rick Lee]

Vinman, where can I get an avatar like yours? I want the clip of DeNiro kicking Billy Batz in Henry Hill's restaurant in Goodfellas.

[Par911]

Originally posted by cstreit
Lube,

That's a great g'damn story...

werd x2

[RickM]

Originally posted by Laneco
At least during school hours, we can have , ahhh, a "lunch" break.

angela

AKA: A Nooner

[Par911]

Originally posted by ZOANAS
Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.
Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly. "MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND..."
Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.
So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy..."
At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story. He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

LOL........Good one Zoanas!

[BlueSkyJaunte]

Originally posted by }{arlequin
for numbing purposes or arousal?

Ew.

To get to sleep.