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Morning, guys!
Definitely not work safe thread.
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06-16-2011, 10:49 PM
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It would be if you posted pix of your nurses.
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06-16-2011, 10:58 PM
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I didn't realise you worked in church, Markus...
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06-16-2011, 11:07 PM
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I wrote my trial by declaration for a speeding ticket I received about 3 months ago. It's about a page, with 4 points to correspond with the picture I am submitting as evidence. I think all the pertinent points are stated. Think I need to add more?
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06-16-2011, 11:10 PM
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Add more, Dave?
A promise that you won´t do it again?  I don´t work in a church but I can long for the peace and serenity there.
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06-16-2011, 11:34 PM
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Dave, if you cut and paste your declaration here, we'll add some random insults and swear words before you submit it.
This will help your case... Dear mr Judge Suk mai kok. Your momma said speeding was no problem. But the douchebag cop gave me a ticket anyway. Please have him fired and his children executed. If I ever have to come back here again, I am billing YOU for my time. Fuh-k off, Sincerely, Slodave. PS: here's a nudie pic of your momma (insert pic of crack ho)
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06-16-2011, 11:41 PM
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Ehm, I wasn't speeding.
 CHP claimed 68 in a 55. I was actually in a 65 zone at the time.
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06-16-2011, 11:42 PM
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It's the best way to get rid off the fine. (but maybe get some jailtime instead...)
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Okay, ready for round one! 2 copies printed and one photo. Off to the court lines in the morning to submit the declaration. I already paid the fine - which you have to do. If in my favor, I get the money back.
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06-16-2011, 11:47 PM
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Hey! I've almost put in a 40 hour work week. That's unheard of with me. I'm wiped.
EDIT: Actually, that was just billable time. I spent more in the car driving around.
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06-16-2011, 11:56 PM
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40hours?? That sounds like a busy Monday to me...
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06-16-2011, 11:58 PM
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That 40 hrs. is what the average person makes a month here.
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I'm thinking Ms. Swartz is a bit too much woman for you, Sidney!
Wow! You see her pix? 
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06-17-2011, 12:41 AM
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Who is Ms Swartz and why are her pics not posted here for my viewing pleasure??
      
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06-17-2011, 12:46 AM
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I agree.
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06-17-2011, 01:24 AM
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Mingway you filthy spammer, go away
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06-17-2011, 01:30 AM
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06-17-2011, 01:32 AM
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A-hole Spammer!
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Dewd.............................................. ......
Not even close
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1984 Porsche Targa 3.2L
