something lighter than a stout, tending towards a lager (i interpret that as pilsner) and something that i like. good to go.

By the way, I was able to navigate the Cal Poly website and find a club directory but I did not see any photography, drawing, or painting classes. Several dance classes. Then the rest was mostly frats/sorrorities and the bigger academic organizations like FSAE or the offroader club or the motorcycle club. FSAE basically wants you to devote your life to the car. Those other clubs I don't have the equipment to be a member.

I did a lot of outreach and cross promotion with similar sites to my blog today....should be good for SEO all around.
doc says it's probably a fairly effective therapeutic tool and I have enough legal knowledge to stay well away from any libel issues.

I posted a screenshot of her profile....not at all the image the Catholic church should want conveyed by one of their representatives. Thinking about posting some text messages..... nothing directly related to me, just some previous drug issues and sexcapades.

Sipping on the last of the growler of stone cal-belgie ipa now......yummy.

1. Max: Post-coital meaningful conversation starter: "Hey would you mind if I snap a pic of you for this internet competition I'm doing?"

2. Joe: I don't think that's a good idea. You have no idea if said homeless guy is reliable enough to carry out the deed as planned.

3. Just got home from picking up the kids from school. I love seeing the expression on my kids' faces when they see me (and not Mrs. Noah). I also dig the MILFs. I had a meaningful conversation with one while our kids played in the sandbox/jungle gym/swings. (No, that's not slang for anything naughty.)

No offense HHI but I really, really do not want to end up like you and in your situation.

Though that is quite an image. Max with a cougar. It'll be just like the Graduate.

1. Had to google that word. My problems are in meeting women. That is a long way past meeting, so I am not going to worry about that now. :D

3. You just put "meaningful" ahead of "conversation" as a jab at me. :)

It was more about being on this bitter quest for vengance. He already knows my position on the cigars.

Very true, maybe hire a pro, lol

If you got a lady and ya want her gone...

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Oh, I thought he was referring to hiring a pro for you, Max. ;)

If all of us on this thread chip in...

Good evening, fellas. So much to catch up on and comment on!

First off:

MAX! I am going to say this once and only once and then I don't want to hear another word of it, yes?

Talk is cheap, Max. You can sit here all day and make posts about this or that. Ask for advice. Wait for Tweeze to comment. But you have got the best advice ever on this thread from both the guys and gals. You just need to do something. And unless you bring something back to the table in which I can analyze and give you some more thought provoking advice, I can only say the same old thing again, just do SOMETHING. Really, it isn't as hard as you are making it out to be. And to tell you honestly, none of it is. If it works, it works. If it doesn't, it doesn't. More girls out there to try out. So, if this was a job or a school assignment and you kept coming to my office telling me that you have thought about this or you thought that was a good idea, I would probably kick you out and tell you to not come back unless you actually tried to attempt the math problem or actually had a rough draft or had some type of deliverable. So, in a polite way, I am telling you to go out there and unless you have something concrete that you tried... don't come back.

What kills me is that you seem like a nice of enough guy with so much going for you... remember that. And you aren't going to get anywhere by just thinking about it! So stop it! Just ask the girl out. :)

'Nuff said. And, btw, you don't need my input on where to meet girls. Max, there are girls EVERYWHERE. For goodness sake, just talk to one of them. Any one of them. Chances are better you will like the girl if you meet her at a place you hang out anyway. Just do it, honey. I promise it won't hurt that bad... well, I think less than a punch in the nuts. But what do I know? I don't have nuts. ;) And with a girl, at least you have a chance to get laid. A punch to the nuts, well, you are just left with hurt nuts. :)

Max, no offense taken at all. I sincerely hope you don't find yourself in this position, though you should try a cougar at least once. It is a bad situation all around and I'm unwilling to let it drop. So, I'm handling it the best I know how. Every step, every push and post, is according to a plan and serves a purpose. I'm feeling out my enemy and formulating the swiftest, most painful attack possible. I have to imagine that they are minimally aware that this is my tactic, but the intel gathered to date is well beyond sufficient. My course may not be the wisest or most christian, butir is the path I've chosen and I wll follow through.

Bwahahaha, brilliant. Who wants to take up the collection?

Thanks Tweeze. That last paragraph brings many responses to mind. :)

JOE!

No, you didn't miss pictures of me. But I thought since you aren't on FB and I am friends with most everybody else in this thread on FB, they get to see pics of me, I should at least follow proper Stign thread rules and post a pic of me. This is the pic Max was referring to when he said he liked my hair. ;)

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I am too on facebook. Where the hell did you get that I wasn't? Hell, I usually check facebook 3 or 4 times per day on my phone.

Really what I need is just a wingman who would know where the specific places to go are. And I don't mean the bar. I mean activites I wouldn't mind doing on my own.

Definitely like the hair......way to cute.