Voltage is what I am afraid of when it comes in large quantities...

And you owe me Tia's burritos for a year.

I am the perfect size for a Formula 1 (or CART) driver. Unfortunately I missed my life's calling through lack of any appreciable driving skill.

Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."
The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."
The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded."
The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their butts are interchangeable."
Fifth surgeon said, "I like Engineers...they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end..."

Ours don't understand color coding...

Alarick, what say we head up Friday night, fix the car and some back Saturday night? I've got to work in the evening tomorrow. Will your wife let you go for a day?

Yeah, I don't think she should mind. It is only a school full of co-eds with relaxed enforcement of rules due to it being summer.

"As long as I can play mahjohng, go ahead."

She's been bugging me about an MJ date she has with some friends for Sat night.

Hey Alarick! Tell your wife it may take a few days!

Now's the time for the kids to learn how to play!

What time do you need to be back?

8:00

No problem!

Max, can ya put us up for the night?

Road trip to SLO!!!

Sorry. No can do. I could sleep in my car and one of you could have my bed but the other guy is out of luck.

What happened the couches and floor space?

Max, did I ever tell you how I f'ked up making jello, once?

But it turned out OK, in the end. I just ended up adding more water (or was that the gelatin?) to even out the ratios and made a mega batch of it. Not enough to go wrestling in necessarily, but enough to run out of Corningware containers and fridge shelf space.

Who needs couches and floor space when you've got a campusful of coeds?

Max, looks like you're sleeping in your car, Alarick has your bed and I'll find my own room. :D Or just pass out on the lawn in front of the dorms.

Max, would you be upset if I brought a girl back to your room?

Well, you could sleep in the common area next to the kitchen. My bedroom is too small for two people to sleep in unless they like to spoon.

Not if you share.