Will the real Jim Richards please stand up?

No, the couch is too comfy.

ahhhh, so WTF is this room:rolleyes:

is it not rain is those golden nuggets of sunshine.

WTF right back at you. Can't understand a word you are saying. :D

That's what makes this place so great!

Bueller..........................Bueller.......... ..................Buller.....................

as always start at the begining read it all there might be a prize

NOT!!!!

Random, just like us.

Hey I have read every single post in this thread, do I get a prize?

Purple Achilles transvestites

How are Purple Achilles transvestites a good prize for reading every post on this thread?

I'm a lesbian, just sayin'

Nah, the Mayans new to simply start a new age when the current one ended. They have a few events dated several hundred years into the future from now in some of their writing.

You just wish you were lesbian. Then you'd go pick up on just hot lesbians.

Don't bring rational thinking into my B.S. :D

Just the redheaded ones.....

So I've been working late a lot these past couple months. I joke that I don't even see my kids between Sunday night and Wednesday night. Last night my wife was reading the kids to bed.

My daughter said: When is Daddy coming home? We never see him.
Mrs. Noah: Oh, he'll be home soon.
Daughter: I hope he drives home safe.
Mrs. Noah: Of course he'll drive home safely. Why not?
Daughter: You know, because he is Chinese.
Mrs. Noah (trying to feel out exactly where my daughter was going with this): Why does it matter if he's Chinese?
Daughter: You know, because they're bad drivers.

Kids say the darndest things. :D

I'd say that you are a good driver if you really did save that tank slapper like you said you did. :)

To complete the exchange:

Mrs. Noah: Who told you that?
Both kids, simultaneously: Daddy.