Stijn!!

[Noah930]

She's terribly upset that this means she won't be able to go to gymnastics this morning or to the Girl Scouts karate class after that.

She's shaping up to be one of those boot 'n rally types, already.

[HHI944]

Originally Posted by Jferr006

Nah, I kid. Still time to duck and roll though... Later guys and gals, going to take a grease bath for the day.

I think it is time someone enlightened you to the way of the monkey roll and the teachings of the great David Spade lookalike.....err Snipe

[tweezers74]

Originally Posted by Icemaster

I have a leftover GC from Amazon that was supposed to buy me one of those. Need to get on that.

You up early or late?

Up early. I have kids. There isn't an option to sleep in.

[fintstone]

Kids...ahh yes. A moment of passion, exchanged for 20 years of torment.

[tweezers74]

I love all the kid stories. My boys sleep with me. I know, I know, not a good thing but I don't care. After the divorce, we all like to sleep in my king bed. And I know there will come a day they won't even want to hug me so... My boys wake up and we cuddle in bed. We don't have TV ( we have a tv but is only hooked up to the DVD player), so the boys will take the iPad and itouch in bed and we will watch cartoons together. I like weekend mornings.

[tweezers74]

Originally Posted by fintstone

Kids...ahh yes. A moment of passion, exchanged for 20 years of torment.

Ha ha! Mine weren't out of passion. That sounds so much better though! I was "of advanced maternal age" so mine were planned. Took my temperature every freaking day and put it in an excel spreadsheet, had line graphs. No, not passionate...

[Jim Richards]

Originally Posted by Noah930

She's terribly upset that this means she won't be able to go to gymnastics this morning or to the Girl Scouts karate class after that.

She's shaping up to be one of those boot 'n rally types, already.

Girl Scouts karate class? "Buy my Girl Scout cookies or get a roundhouse kick to the stomach?"

[Outback Porsche]

Crisp as a picket

[Icemaster]

Translation?

Grog kicking in there Jeff?

[Noah930]

Originally Posted by Jim Richards

Girl Scouts karate class? "Buy my Girl Scout cookies or get a roundhouse kick to the stomach?"

The Girl Scouts have quite a racket going on, don't they?

One of the girls in my daughter's troupe takes karate classes. So she invited the entire troupe to do a karate class today. (MILF of a mom, BTW. So I'm sad, too, that my daughter's not going.)

[Outback Porsche]

Yup. Sharyns fallen asleep and left me to my own......

[Noah930]

Hey, tweeze: Where's that Tilted Kilt pic of me?

[tweezers74]

Ahhhhhh... Busy, Noah but I will post right now. Maybe it will help you with your sadness secondary to not seeing the MILF?

[Outback Porsche]

Gawd, the chick on la ink has humongous tits

[Noah930]

Uh, you sure to have meant to post that on this BBS?

[tweezers74]

She was hot! Awesome pic. I say make it poster size, Noah.

[Outback Porsche]

I'm drunk. I don't give a rats arse ;-)

I've apologise already. It makes it okay :-)

[tweezers74]

I think you had your hand on her fossa lumbales!!!

[Noah930]

Good thing you snapped the pic (and established the evidence) then, and not a couple seconds earlier when I had my hand on her, um, somewhere else.

[tweezers74]

Ba ha ha ha!! Now you have to show the gal you work with.