Hot, Venezuelan, PM Contractor who's a switch hitter. It's a wonder I get anything done!:D

Today's Friday for me by the way! Screw that hump day stuff,,,

cheater!!!!!

That's not cheating, that's called "lapping".

Is that like a lap dance?

whistling

,,,if it gets me Thur and Fri off,,,,

Sure!

she complained about you being on speakerphone?! what was her complaint?

nice. :D

LOL!

BTW, what is a 'PM manager'?

Well I managed to attain a level of pissed off this morning that I had not seen since my drinking days, so I called work, said I was going to be out today, and spent the day with my guitars then with Lanna.
I really need to break before I hurt someone, this is nutz.

On a lighter note when I wrenched for Chrysler Me and my team leader were always getting pulled for the "random" wiz quiz, well Mikie got tired of it and gave the nice lady a little different sample for her to test.
When she informed him that they didn't do that there, he replied.
"sure we do, I can do it again, give me another cup"
I had tears running down my face from laughing.
Funny thing we never got pulled from the line to go take any more random tests

PURE EVIL!!!! i'M LAUGHING SO HARD NOW

Mikie was also the same idiot that stabbed me












with a glazed donut

Depending on how old it was that could be a loss time injury.........

If you got under his skin he would warn you by telling you he was going to stab you. I saw him stab a guy with a screwdriver once so it was a credible threat. This one morning I had gotten him riled up and the threat was issued, so I assessed the situation and deemed it to be safe and turned the heat up a little and true to his words, he stabbed me right in the chest with a glazed dounut. I asked him what the F was wrong with him and walked off laughing

I've been home for 2.5 hours. I've cleaned the kitchen, made the kiddos field day lunch, 1 hour of Zumba and BBL, showered and scrub the shower. I'm a productive mother f***ker.

Bbl?

Wouldn't being a mother f****r make you a .............................

whistling

That should be in italics :D

Not sure how to do that on my iPhone. I'm outside grilling porkchops.

I;m still hiding from the world