Stijn!!

[RKDinOKC]

[RKDinOKC]

Who is the Jennefer?



And where's the party?

[azzarule]

Richard, do you still remember how to drive?

[RKDinOKC]

Sure, but why are there three pedals and I seem to remember my Porsche going much faster than 45mph?

[azzarule]

Meanwhile In Australia.


Who is Jack Schitt?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Miss O. Needeep They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married her cousin Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chick N. Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.

[GH85Carrera]

This morning when we got outside to finish loading the 911 it was 59 degrees.

The high there was 75. We made it to Sulivan MO for the night. It is only 84. It is 97 at home.

I will be just shy of 150,000 miles on my 911 when I get home. I will get there this summer. How many 28 year old cars with the original un-rebuilt engine would you drive 3,000 miles in a week? Only one car for me, fortunately I own it.

Next year is Monterey California. That will be nice and cool.

We will have a 422 mile drive tomorrow to get home.

[RKDinOKC]

courtesy flush

Sounds like the winery close by that makes wine that comes in a can. It's owned by two brothers, Thor and Red, and carries their family name, Hiney Wine. They have a sister ophelia and an uncle Harry. For chilling the wine there is a special ice hole in the can. They opened a distributorship in Mexico and called it Senior Hiney. Around Christmas Uncle Harry loves roasting chestnuts and is often seen with his nuts in one hand and his hiney in the other.

[GH85Carrera]

One more picture from the cool north.



That is our room up there somewhere.

[Porsche-poor]

drive safe.

[Rick V]

Evening Y'all
Okay now that Richard is back to driving is it okay to start making jokes?
I gave up texting "fun parts" to Beth when it made no difference and I realized she is one of those people who hardly ever clears out her phone. I don't give a crap but it might embarrass her.
I am so glad it is the weekend. Now to just plan my work for the next two days. (Damn I sound like Fint)

[RKDinOKC]

[Porsche-poor]

81 in the shade. If it was not Friday night ( traffic) I'd get the 911 out.

[GH85Carrera]

This is the view from our hotel room!



Beautiful ain't it?

The ironic thing is this place has FREE breakfast, FREE high speed Internet that is real high speed not dial up speed like the fancy places. And the room is just 1/2 the cost of the resort.

The lobby does not have marble or stores or a bar. This place is only 3 floors not 17, but I prefer this place.

[azzarule]

now if only the crappy old yard had a 356 sitting in there languishing waiting for you to find it, that would make it the perfect holiday!!!

[tweezers74]

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera

This is the view from our hotel room!



Beautiful ain't it?

The ironic thing is this place has FREE breakfast, FREE high speed Internet that is real high speed not dial up speed like the fancy places. And the room is just 1/2 the cost of the resort.

The lobby does not have marble or stores or a bar. This place is only 3 floors not 17, but I prefer this place.

I prefer the smaller hotels, for all the reasons you listed. If I was going to stay in my room all day, I MIGHT spend the money on a fancy resort but why if you all you are gonna do is sleep? simplicity.

[GH85Carrera]

This is the funniest thing I have seen all week.



20 bucks for a old towel? Yea right.

[azzarule]

tornado warning
in Southern Maryland

[RKDinOKC]

If the towels were just $2.00 you might think it was a good deal and take a couple home.

[RKDinOKC]

We have two levels of Tornado alerts here. Tornado Watch and Tornado Warning. Tornado Watch means they are watch cause the storm might make a tornado. Tornado warning means head for the fraidy hole there is one on the ground.

[azzarule]

wtf