Stijn!!

[Porsche-poor]

pancreatitis there I found it.

[Rick V]

Originally Posted by Porsche-poor

It must be cause I can't spell it and phone has no clue what I'm talking about.

If I can help.......

[Rick V]

Okay the laugh of the day.
My doorbell rings (I forgot we even had a doorbell, most people knock or just walk in) and Doo-Doo starts growling like a dog. (he is big enough to be a frigging dog) and I have to figure which door someone is at. I open one of rht efront doors and there is this little girl about tenish standing there and I say "Yes M'am, may I help you?" to which she replies, "Will you jump my mom?"
Yeah even Beth got a kick out of that one when I told her

[Porsche-poor]

Did you answer with a straight face?

[Rick V]

No I didn't but I did ascertain the location of mom and I did in fact go jump her

















car

[Porsche-poor]

Kinky! Bet you used cables to.

[Rick V]

Originally Posted by Porsche-poor

Kinky! Bet you used cables to.

Clamps baby clamps

[GH85Carrera]

So you gave her some power!

[Rick V]

Yup, I jumped Mom with the little girl right there to watch

[daepp]

Lots of really really good music out there. Are u no
longer in SLO? Kpig? Kpig.com? Regards to my teenagers who keep me young - and around good new music!

[RKDinOKC]

ah ha ha haaaa

Black Cat, Hellhounds

[Porsche-poor]

Shocking!

[RKDinOKC]

Got a message from Human Resources today. The company starting this past weekend is sweeping the campus for drugs using drug dogs. And despite the random drug testing found illegal substances.

I think we are not too far from having to go the homeland security each day on the way in to work, "to provide a safe work environment."

Oh yeah, there is a zero tolerance policy, but if you go turn yourself in they will provide rehab help. My guess is the help does not include finding another job.

However, after a year they did rehire the President they let go a year ago for drug abuse. It was as a high level manager instead of President though.

[RKDinOKC]

Sounds like Rick hooked up. And his wife was okay with it too! Hope you got er motor runnin.

Have heard of pets watching, but not the kids.

[Rick V]

Wow, it gets even better. We here a vehicle pull up out front and see some short black man walking up to the door wanting to know if i was interested in his meat.

[RKDinOKC]

Maybe someone has put the word out that you are a playa?

[Rick V]

Now I can get along with the mom jumping, but I don't wanna play with the paaya

[Rick V]

If water melons are seedless, where are next years melons gonna come from?

[GH85Carrera]

Originally Posted by Rick V

Wow, it gets even better. We here a vehicle pull up out front and see some short black man walking up to the door wanting to know if i was interested in his meat.

Busy day for Rick's place. You need an few bible thumpers to swing by next.

[Rick V]

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera

Busy day for Rick's place. You need an few bible thumpers to swing by next.

Oh we don't get those.
We had been here for a couple of weeks and they came a knocking early one sat morn, and I told them politely I was not interested.
A couple of weeks later they came back early on a sat morning and I told them very firmly I was not interested.
The third time they came by I opened the door and invited them in, they left on their own as I was wearing nothing but my wedding ring and a smile.
Twenty years later we are still bible thumper free.