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Funny stuff. Back at a former job one of the chicks that worked the customer counter at my workplace was a college student. She was fairly cute and all the guys at the place would flirt with her. She came in the break-room and looked embarrassed. She finally blurted out she needed some help with an assignment for her class in "human sexuality" and we all volunteered. This was in the dark ages before the internet and computers.

She started off with "Not that!" knowing what we all thought. She then explained she was trying to find euphemisms for masturbation. The guys started coming up with a long list.

She stopped at 25 words. She had said when she got the assignment she did not think is was possible to have more than a few. We kept up with the euphemisms the rest of the week. It was a funny week. Now with Google anyone can find endless names for it.

Good Friday morning folks.

O happy day, it's Friday!

Have had 3 attempts to purchase wheels for the Cayenne from people listing them on Craigslist go south.

The internet is telling you to keep the wheels you have.

Richard, you must obey the internet.

Expectations too high for craigslist sellers. People who list things on craigslist don't want to do anything, you just come get their stuff. They can't bother with taking anything to a shipping store and having the shipping store take care of boxing, etc. Just too freaking much trouble, lazy BusTards. BusTards—"Bus riding reTards."

Must Obey

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Woohoo, new toy will be here tomorrow! Wonder if it'll come with the background ;)
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Probably depends on how much you paid for it. Any "special delivery" or "handling" charges?

That looks like a pair of toys.

They look deadly when paired together though...

And I don't mind most tats, but a chest tat would be a no go for me.

I'm not crazy about the chest ink.....but I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

As long as she gets rid of that knife first! :eek:

Yeah, careful, she might want to free willie ala Lauaena Bobbit.

Do you measure things with a gauge or a gage?

Do you mean a gag? :eek:

She's good if she doesn't gag?

Yeah but can you put her on the lift in Glen's dream garage?

Evening Y'all, Well I made it home in one piece, and left Frederick the way I found it. Next on the list Columbus Ohio. I can not wait to sleep in my own bed, in a quiet environment with the wife and kitties. Judging from the reaction I got when I got home the kitties will win that spot tonight.

Mmmmm boobs

See if you can erase the chest ink with man goo :)






welcome home Rick