Good idea. I think I will call it the weekend make like a tree and leave.

Sweet! Got a new plate carrier off eBay for cheaper than the average price and it includes $70 worth of high end magazine pouches. I needed one that would fit the 11x14 ar500 plates....most carriers just fit 10x12.

Also met another chick at the cigar bar.....dunno what the heck is up with that, but they seem to like the joint these days.

Evening Y'all,
I'll take the fake redhead Richard posted, just don't tell Beth

Did you ask them if anyone has told them they are "Smokin... Smokin Hot that is"?

Halloween costume Idea...

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Jack Sparrow in the Box

There was a chick at the gym today that I hadn't seen before. The leg equipment is all right next to where the rows of cardio crap start and this chick was hauling tail on the treadmill closest to the leg press machine. We caught each other's gaze a few times, smiled....all that crap....then I looked up and here tank top was gone.....just a sports bra.....the gym keeps the AC blasting so it was pretty cold....she smiled, I nearly dropped half a ton on my face......literally half a friggin ton

That would leave a mark.

She had nice abs....

Stijn!!
 

Those could leave a mark and a smile on your face both at once.

Hurts so good

Stijn!!
 

And if you die they can't get the smile off of your face.

Once again, I let the adrenaline and anger get to me.

There are a bunch of young kids who think they can drive around the neighborhood as the see fit, run stop signs, pass one, two, three cars illegally. A kid in a new Lexus decided to try and pass me today as I was heading towards my parents. Wrong move, I blocked him and then waved at him with my middle finger proudly in the air. At a stop, he decided to go straight as I turned right. Then my mind got the better of me and I turned around and decided to follow him. He freaked and started to try and get away from me. I know the neighborhood like the back of my hand (seems he does not) and I would let him pull ahead of me and lose sight, but would drive down another street and wait for him to pass by. I did this for about 10 minutes, giggling the whole time, staring him down as he passed me and then I'd get right back on his tail. Pretty sure he did not learn from my little lesson, but it was fun anyway and he's now marked, as I know his car from all sides. :D Ah, the things that amuse me on a Friday afternoon.

Hehe, I'd been giggling too.



My house has been invaded by fossils, they have us out numbered :(



More deaf people yelling.....



I'm gunna go play golf ;)

Aren't there fossil's on the golf course too?

I need to make a golf ball launcher ....

Dave first it's "Slow it down!" then it's "Get off my lawn!"

When I was a teen we would drive thru the neighborhoods that had security patrols and try to see how many stop signs we could cross in front of them in a row before they started following us.

Before the age of the potato gun we made tennis ball cannons by duct taping soup cans together.

We set one straight up and fired it off to see how high the ball would go. When the tennis ball disappeared up into the sky we all ducked under the eaves of the house. After a moment our tennis ball cannon was destroyed by the tennis ball it had just launched. We couldn't believe it came right back down in the same place it was launched.

In college, one of the fraternities invited Carl Sagan over to their house for dinner. He declined. So a little bit put off, the brothers would hit golf balls off a balcony, aiming at Carl Sagan's house.

Oh, and they once strung up Christmas lights on their roof spelling out "BUTTHEAD ASTRONOMER." Visible from their neighbor, Dr. Sagan's place, of course.

Would you agree, Alarick.... "Some of the best doctoring, is self doctoring....". I'm watching Bering Sea Gold and one of the divers smashed a finger between two rocks, broke the skin...

EIT: Oh! The super glue just came out.