Put some paint mark looking scars on the wheels.

The dog was laying on the couch and I let out this massive fart as I was walking by, perfect timing so it pretty much slapped her in the face, she jumped up, Yipped and ran to hide in a corner......I almost pissed myself laughing!

LOL Reminds me...Went out to garage to talk to my Mom about something. Mom was facing away from the door bent over, scooping the litter box. Mom evidently didn't hear us coming. The dog raced out in front of me and just as she got to Mom, Mom farted. It was right in the dog's nose. The dog barked, "Woof, woof woof," which startled Mom and Mom almost fell over forward. Laughed so hard I couldn't stand up and forgot what it was I wanted to talk to her about.

That same dog always barked at me when I sneezed and if anyone called her silly.

I think I need another sharp, pointy thing....
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Mmmmm dinnerwear...spoons n pointy things.

Morning Y'all
Well it looks like I have pinched a nerve in my neck again. I haven't had an episode this bad in over ten years. Good thing is it only hurts if I do certain things, Like move or breath, so not that bad.

Morn'n
I used to get those a lot..... since I gave up trucking .......not so much.

I second the pinched nerve in the neck thing, It makes your shoulder, arm and neck feel like a truck hit you. Chiropractor fixed mine.

Well I broke my neck a dozen or so years ago and it has never been right. I seem to have no issues from the broken back. Old age and my job are not helping my situation either.
I went the PT route and not the back cracker, a decision by my doctor but looking back it was the right thing to do. I was taught how to do the PT myself and I have been kind of slack in that dept as of late, looks like I will have to go back to it.

Morning.

That sucks Rick. Hope you feel better.

Good Mornin.

Last coupla days since being by myself feel listless and achey all over and have needed Tylenol3 to sleep and expresso to wake up and stay up. Good thing there is a Starbucks a mile from the house and I do not even like coffee.

I thought that was what Viagra was for Richard.
Sorry man that was too easy

If Starbuck coffee could do what viagra does, there would be a LOT MORE of them next door to old folks homes.

Is that like a Dunkin' Donuts always being close to Curves?

Good morning everyone.

It is foggy here. Yesterday they said we had a 100% changes of rain. We received .05 of an inch. I guess technically that qualifies as rain. We were supposed to have a full day of rain and we got a few drips.

Rick I pinch one off every morning but never try so had as to need neck muscles to pinch it with. You must be doing something wrong, you need to relax. Go kill something.

Yep, that's 3.5 miles...mmmm Dunkin' Donuts double chocolate donut. Coupla those would put me in a sugar coma.

Glen, go big or go home. :)
Wait I am at home

I was hoping you saw the humor! Only joking.

Oh I saw the humor, trust me, as full of crap as I am I never have to try hard to pinch one off

Yep, same here. Constipation is never an issue. Well except right after my hip replacement surgery. The biggest mistake of the entire operation was me not demanding lots more laxatives right away, now dammit, more and more right now!. The pain meds stopped me up bad. That was horrible. Never again.