Stijn!!

[Outback Porsche]

Current conversation with the missus;

Her: Is this dress too short?
Me: Turn around and touch your toes and I'll let you know.
Her: NO!

[Rick V]

Morning Y'all Day five of rain, my toes are webbing together, my mood is rapidly going down hill, well you get the picture, but at least Beth is off today, we can do something fun together

[ckelly78z]

Originally Posted by Outback Porsche

Current conversation with the missus;

Her: Is this dress too short?
:

^^^^^ How could this even happen.......a dress being too short ? Unless it's on one of those "people of Walmart" pictures.

[Jim Richards]

^this

Mornin' y'all

[911SauCy]

Morninz'

I'm trying to determine if this newly trending 4:30 wake-up with the smallest human is a trend I'm going to embrace. Once he has his bottle and passes back out its nice and quiet for Dad to do whatever...

[RKDinOKC]

Dress too short? Not if her legs are long enough...



The correct answer when asked that question is..."Not with your legs."

Unless it's your daughter, then the answer is ALWAYS an emphatic "YES!"



The"Dress/Skirt" rule for the company I work for is if they are on their knees the dress/skirt has to touch the ground. If too short they are sent home to change.

[GH85Carrera]

Good morning all.

Geezer voice "Why back in my day when I was in high school" The dress hem line rule was wonderful (for guys) as the hemline had to come DOWN to at least even with the tips of girl's thumbs when she stood at rest with her arms to her sides. The even better news is often the girls would get checked by a teacher and then promptly roll up the top of the skirt at the belt line to raise the hem line. I look at my high school yearbook and marvel at how short the dresses were back in the early 70s.

That was in ultra conservative buckle of the bible belt Montgomery, Alabama. In Hawaii were I was the year before the students were fighting the dress code and the school gave in and say aw screw it, no dress code at all, where whatever you want. Lots of halter tops bare bellies and mini skirts and even a few bikinis Dang it was HARD for this 15 year old hormone infested male to pay attention to the teacher and school work.

[azzarule]

Morning all, yeah rennsport T-shirt and Poster yeah yeah, love you guys, loved the photos. Wish I had got of my ar5e and gone over, oh well in another r4 years, might have to come for a holiday. Time is flying by, we only have another 4 weeks to go before we ship out back to Oz. The car and the bike are due to ship 15 October, aaaaaaahhhhh!

Pete, you are NOT getting my t-shirt smiley face!!!

Sidney, address to ship to is Suite 102, 22289 Exploration Drive, Lexington Park, 20653 MD. That's the work address, so if we are gone when it gets here they will send it home for me.

Can I paypal you for it? Give me your email and I will paypal you. How much?

[azzarule]

Glen, well if the teacher wants to wear halter tops and bikinis to school, then I think I would have trouble concentrating as cell

[GH85Carrera]

Originally Posted by azzarule

Glen, well if the teacher wants to wear halter tops and bikinis to school, then I think I would have trouble concentrating as cell

ACK!

I NEVER once EVER in all the years I went to school had a pretty (or even cute) teacher. They were all old, unattractive or both. I do remember in the 3rd grade my teacher had to retire early because of her health. She told us she had to lose 50 pounds and I did not even weigh that much at the time.

[azzarule]

I had a couple of young men teachers in high school, I think they must have been straight out of college, they weren't ugly they could have worn a bikini in, and I would have been looking !!

But I do remember my old Math teacher, we all failed one year, he had the attitude that I get paid whether you learn or pass or not. We all failed, had to redress the school headmaster and get regraded. A hole.

[azzarule]

out to buy some oil for an oil change on the 911. Not even going to start on the dinosaur vs synthetic argument.

[azzarule]

as she is about to go into the hot dry Australian summer, I better change the grade a bit.

[GH85Carrera]

Originally Posted by azzarule

as she is about to go into the hot dry Australian summer, I better change the grade a bit.

Get some good pictures of her in your back yard if at all possible. The horrible view you have to put up with right now would be a nice backdrop for some car pics!

[Jim Richards]

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera

ACK!

I NEVER once EVER in all the years I went to school had a pretty (or even cute) teacher. They were all old, unattractive or both. I do remember in the 3rd grade my teacher had to retire early because of her health. She told us she had to lose 50 pounds and I did not even weigh that much at the time.

I had a pretty English teacher in JR HS, and a great looking Math teacher in HS. The English teacher had a green 912, and I got a ride home from her in it one time. She hooked me on Porsche's. The Math teacher was fun (for us guys). She usually wore shorter than average skirts. Before she came into the room, we over-hormoned guys would set something that she needed on the floor, right up against the wall. When she was back in the room, she would bend over, reach down to get whatever was on the floor, and her skirt would hike up. Ahhh, what legs!!!

[RKDinOKC]

Teachers...

2nd grade teacher was and old lady and retired the year after, but she was the SIL of Wiley Post. Kinda cool.

6th grade teacher was HOT. She even drove a new Vette.

Junior high had 2 hot teachers, English and Geography.

Only had 1 hot teacher in HS, the Algebra teacher. Used to always ask for help because she would look over your shoulder to help resting her ample bossum on your shoulder. And if you turned your head to look at her you got an eye full. She knew exactly what she was going too.

The girls gym teacher was really hot, but I didn't take girls gym. She did call me (the Drum Major) into her office to discuss intramural vollyball between some of the different groups. There was a big ibe way window behind her desk to the girls locker room, and girls were showering and changing during the meeting. I agreed to everything she said not that I heard much of what she said.

[Oh Haha]

I helped with school pictures yesterday. I can assure there are no not teachers at my kid's school.

Happy 14th Anniversary to us today. Wife's working, I'm cleaning the house and running errands. woohoo

One of the best decisions in my life was to ask her for a second date. Cheesy and corny but I knew I was going to marry her after that date.

[Porsche-poor]

morning all. I don't remember any good looking teachers when I was in school. The only one that would be in the running played for the other side...

[Jim Richards]

Originally Posted by Oh Haha

I helped with school pictures yesterday. I can assure there are no not teachers at my kid's school.

Happy 14th Anniversary to us today. Wife's working, I'm cleaning the house and running errands. woohoo

One of the best decisions in my life was to ask her for a second date. Cheesy and corny but I knew I was going to marry her after that date.

Congrats, Wayne!

[Porsche-poor]

congrats on 14! keep it up and maybe she will let you out of the housework