Oddjobbian

[lane912]

I wish I lived close to OJI-
I like .308 too

[RWebb]

so...

Oddjobian is the ultimate result of jesuitification?

[Jim Richards]

or...

Jesuit militarization?

[GH85Carrera]

I wonder if this will turn into the next Stijn thread?

[Jim Richards]

Originally Posted by Joeaksa

Do not understand you guys... when you live nearby to OJI, he is very easy to understand!

Of course you understand him, Joe. You live in that same furriegn country, ARID-zon-A.

[enzo1]

Originally Posted by ODDJOB UNO

when do i get my late night talk show with chelsea handler?

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[ODDJOB UNO]

Originally Posted by RWebb

so...

Oddjobian is the ultimate result of jesuitification?

OH BY ALL MEANS! heres what i have learned from being raised(having stuffed up my keester) about organized religions:

1) all organized religions are NOTHING but another cult! yep i said it. i dont care what yer religion is as its private. as well as my beliefs and religion are private. kind of like SEX..................ITS PRIVATE as in NONE OF YER BEEZ-WAX!

2) since religion is allegedly so pure and holy, why are we still fighting freeking WARS over RELIGION? for centuries now mind you.

3) why do we listen to someone(priests) who are mere mortals like ourselves, telling us about the afterlife? they havent been there! so how in hells name can you or any MORTAL tell me or anyone about something they havent experienced?????

4) how can your religion have more ninja powers than my religion?

5) yes as an altar boy i did eat unconsecrated wafers and drink unconsecrated wine. who wouldnt at 7am 8am and 10am and 12 masses when ya didnt get yer coco puffs on sundays ? i also saved all my halloween candy up for midnight xmas mass. YAWN!

6) religious persecution just plain sucks, doesnt matter whose side yer on, yer breaking the "golden rule" in spades killing each other.

7) why have 10 commandments when all ya need is one rule, the "golden rule".

8) why does the "bible" have to be so damn thick? do you know what a beeatch it was to lug that sucker all over hells creation in high school? i still have my high school "commentary on the bible" which is at least 8" thick and weighs at least 10#'s!

9) how do you know or i know that the "BIBLE" is accurate???? come on now, GET REAL! if i tell you a story, and then you tell yer friend a story, and then he tells his friend a story, the next thing ya know, its totally bass ackwards and the original story is NOTHING the same as the repeated word. think about dat juan? in my opinion, its kind of like the real housewifes of the holy land gossip. it may start out innocent, but by the time it comes back full circle...............another CAT FIGHT!

10) "ODDJOBBIAN" is not ONLY a LIFESTYLE/a WRITING STYLE/ its a WAY OF LIFE MAN! kind of like the "DOODS" lifestyle but within the law. well kind of.


and if you would like to join the "ODDJOBBIAN" lifestyle YOU CAN! TODAY! LIKE RIGHT NOW!


as SEEN ON TV!


sooooooooooo.................................


just send $100 dollars to the church of the sacred bleeding heart located somewheres in los angeles ,california. and next week they'd say my prayer on the radio and ALL MY DREAMS WILL COME TRUE! so i did, the next week, i got a prayer with a girl, well you know what kind of eyes shes got..............


the GIRL WITH THE FAR AWAY "ODDJOBBIAN" EYES!



join now spaces are LIMITED!

[Tobra]

Originally Posted by NotaBRG

Truth.

But it is hard to decode.

Son, you just need to learn to listen faux-net-ick-lee

Originally Posted by Joeaksa

Do not understand you guys... when you live nearby to OJU, he is very easy to understand!

Does that mean he does not sound like that when he talks, he just writes that way?


My illusion is utterly shattered.

[ODDJOB UNO]

sha sha shattered..............torn and tattered............my brains been splattered all over manhattan sha noobee sha nooooo bee!


its a rolling stones kind of day here on PLANET "ODDJOBBIA"

[genrex]

I would like to see Gene Hackman play OJU in the off-off-Broadway play.

Tobe, I think if you stand real close, the *meaning* of the words becomes clear.

Love this stuff! But it's dang near impossible to drink coffee...

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[Tobra]

Hackman? Not crazy enough.

I am thinking Joe Bob Briggs, maybe Christopher Walken if it is a musical and you need someone who can dance.

By Jove I think I have it, R Lee Ermey, perfect. Looks sort of crazy, is into guns and explosions, he could totally pull it off.

[Rick V]

Who ya gonna get if they do ODDJOB on Ice?

[Jim Richards]

Now that's the name of that bad-girl skater? Hmmm.

[ODDJOB UNO]

i would be honored to be portrayed either by christopher walken or even maybe charlton heston.


if none of YOU have laughed today..................and some daze i dont laugh at all due to work load..............check out youtube and punch in "christopherwalkenthrough" and watch all the videos there.


i promise you will laugh like hell!


i like the idea of an "ODDJOBBIAN ICE FOLLIES" can tanya harding show up and nancy kerrigan???? pretty please?


i LOVE KAT FIGHTS!


next a reality series called "the real housewives of ODDJOBBIA" and maybe the "ODDJOBBIA SHORES".



but for now, christopher walkenthrough has me in stitches laughing. GOOD STUFF!