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Large crowds, inadequate police (if any of them actually show up to work, as opposed to protest their lack of wages), what I'm going to bet is a poorly designed and poorly executed venue... the only thing that's missing is a few bad guys. I would not be surprised if this event doesn't go down in history as the biggest fiasco, ever. JR |
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This will end badly.
Not going. Had been considering as recently as March but glad I changed plans. Going to Costa Rica this fall instead - it's safer! |
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Hey Motion,
If you go to Rio, don't buy any scalped tickets from this guy:  His name is Jihad Ahmed Mujstafa Diyab (yeah, not kidding about that first name) but he answers to "Hey, ****head!" JR Last edited by javadog; 06-30-2016 at 03:07 PM.. |
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It should provide some interesting venues.
100m, 200m, 400m Favela run 100m, 200m swamp swim topless g string beach volleyball
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06-30-2016, 04:16 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: State of Failure
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New Events for Rio:
1) Competitive Mugging 2) Spectator Grandstand Roulette (will your section collapse?) 3) The hurdles will be replaced with a live-action version of the video game Pitfall. Contestants will have to jump over zika-infested puddles, pits full of live wires, and the occasional alligator for good measure. 4) Competitive Corruption - who can extract the most money from the games for personal benefit before it gets noticed?
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Did you get the memo?
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wichita, KS
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Severed limb beach volleyball - penalty points assessed for every body part you step on.
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07-01-2016, 07:24 AM
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Just remember that JESUS is watching over you....literally, up on the hill with his arms extended....so nothing could go wrong, right ?
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07-01-2016, 09:33 AM
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All kinds of sweet tats. Gross.
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