What the phuc is wrong with people?

[fintstone]

If you ever lived in south FL...there are bugs everywhere. Mosquitos and Palmetto bugs (American Cockroach)... which is the largest roach and they fly very well. Like a bunch of small bats when you turn the lights on. Giant spiders too.

[jdlowery]

Originally Posted by Steve Carlton

Could you put a little red circle around the turd? I can't see it.

Steve, your posts always makes me laugh.

JDL

[Evans, Marv]

Why didn't your wife just video it along with the guy getting back in his car and post it on social media? Post it on the local law enforcement's website too.

[sammyg2]

I bet if i were in that sitch I'd start throwing rocks. Big rocks, hucking them as hard as i could until my arm gave out.

Yep, I believe i would.

[bugstrider]

Originally Posted by Evans, Marv

Why didn't your wife just video it along with the guy getting back in his car and post it on social media? Post it on the local law enforcement's website too.

That’s easy, she was too busy heckling the tard. Besides, the way the public mindset is currently at right now, she probably would be attacked for violating his private civil rights.

Costa Rica isn’t looking too bad right now....


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[scottmandue]

Originally Posted by bugstrider

True, provided you can get through to dispatch, give the info then have the time delay to get it out to the units. Also aside the fact this would be a low priority call and it take 30-45 minutes to respond. It the nature of the beast.

Then when they do get a chance to swing by, the person is gone. Unfortunately with Departments being short handed, that’s the way it is in today’s environment.



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Oh no I would not waste my (or their) time calling the police on something like this.

However if the offender was unlucky enough to be caught in the act they could be written up. I think the police can even handcuff the perp and haul them in.

[varmint]

Screen shot from an ap showing all the daily public defacation reports out of San Francisco.

[widebody911]

A few years ago I was sitting in McDonald's drive thru during the California International Marathon, and a chick (probably late 20's, early 30's) darts off the course, squats down and takes a whiz not 30' from where I'm sitting. She looked right at me - we even made eye contact - as if it was nothing. After 20s or so, she jumped up, pulled up her pants, and rejoined the race.

[widebody911]

Originally Posted by varmint

Screen shot from an ap showing all the daily public defamation reports out of San Francisco.

I think the first version was funnier

[scottmandue]

At work we often find kids toys up underneath exhibits.

The other day we found a plastic recreation of the poop emoticon.

Which got me thinking... why do we need a poop emoticon?

I guess this thread answers that question.

[URY914]

This threads making me need to go......

[Rick Lee]

Originally Posted by widebody911

A few years ago I was sitting in McDonald's drive thru during the California International Marathon, and a chick (probably late 20's, early 30's) darts off the course, squats down and takes a whiz not 30' from where I'm sitting. She looked right at me - we even made eye contact - as if it was nothing. After 20s or so, she jumped up, pulled up her pants, and rejoined the race.

Marathoners get a pass. I've done that plenty of times in a race where the next set of port-o-potties was too far off.

[matthewb0051]

In El Paso businesses post signs in the restrooms alerting our friends from Juarez that toilet paper goes in the toilet and not in the trashcan after you wipe.

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[kach22i]

My brother used to work in Chad, Africa for a big oil company.

They tried bringing civilization in the form of road side porta-potties, but traditions are hard to break.

They then put up no pooping signs which I still remember my brother posting an image of on Facebook, that didn't help matters much but it sure was funny.

The guy I know that poops outdoors is a builder (no cigars - sorry Dean).

All the builders I know have a favorite corner on the side of their house so they can go #1 before going inside the house. That serves an actual function as they might be holding it until they get home but are all muddy and still might have to unload the truck.

It's a really odd thing but must go along with other primal behaviors, and let's face it most just are not cut out for indoor office life. If you don't like the great outdoors, I suggest not becoming a builder. They are a different breed.

[varmint]

Originally Posted by widebody911

I think the first version was funnier

Not supposed to be funny, supposed to be sad.

[BeyGon]

been in construction most all of my life and don't know anybody like kachies friends.

however, have seen many people in other countries just go where ever they wanted. Used to see the Vietnamese women walking along, stop, pull up one pajama leg, kick of the sandal and pee down that leg. Used to see them line up on the rice paddy dikes in the morning squatting there and taking a dump in the rice paddy. their own food.

[scottmandue]

Originally Posted by URY914

This threads making me need to go......

Be sure to check the TP thread before you go!

[ckissick]

I thought all this time that my dog was the only one who didn't care who was watching.

[Mike80911]

I was at a local shopping center the other day and was pulling into a parking spot. Just as I was about to pull in I noticed there was a man squatted down in the spot taking a dump. The best part of this is there was a store 25 feet away that has a public restroom. All I could think was some poor person will be walking through the lot and step in this idiots crap. I found another spot to park on and walked around the other way.

[sammyg2]

Originally Posted by Mike80911

I was at a local shopping center the other day and was pulling into a parking spot. Just as I was about to pull in I noticed there was a man squatted down in the spot taking a dump. The best part of this is there was a store 25 feet away that has a public restroom. All I could think was some poor person will be walking through the lot and step in this idiots crap. I found another spot to park on and walked around the other way.

PS we're domed.