I want to punch someone every time I read "G50"

[911heaven]

Originally Posted by creaturecat

why do you act like an idiot, if you're adverse to being called one?

I'm not acting like an idiot since you asked. What a stupid question from a Canadian. I just became a Canadian citizen a month ago. You are taking the piss! You are out of your Canuck world. Get back and don't make me regret becoming a Canadian!

[pmax]

Originally Posted by 1979-930

It bums me out scenes like this are only in pictures and memories.

She's up there with my wild little Snowboard girl.

Thread needs help.

[911heaven]

Originally Posted by pmax

Thread needs help.

Strip off that Roxy face shield and I betcha she's a real mutt! Nick wouldn't care though, he'd do her in a heartbeat!

[Matt Monson]

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads26/F28E8205_8A36_44B0_8D75_F715663D85B61598886660.jpg

NWS... how I spent my weekend.

[911heaven]

Originally Posted by Matt Monson

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads26/F28E8205_8A36_44B0_8D75_F715663D85B61598886660.jpg

NWS... how I spent my weekend.

Did you bleed the animal first? Missing a picture of the bum!

[Matt Monson]

Originally Posted by 911heaven

Did you bleed the animal first? Missing a picture of the bum!

Are you blind? There's brains coming out his ear and his throat is slit ear to ear. And that's his dick and balls hanging down there in front, post removal...

[911heaven]

Originally Posted by Matt Monson

Are you blind? There's brains coming out his ear and his throat is slit ear to ear. And that's his dick and balls hanging down there in front, post removal...

You're right. I wasn't looking that closely. I didn't see any blood stains around so I wondered if you bled him or maybe took him or her to a car wash before you hung him or her up. Sorry!

[NYNick]

Originally Posted by Matt Monson

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads26/F28E8205_8A36_44B0_8D75_F715663D85B61598886660.jpg

NWS... how I spent my weekend.

I didn't need to see that.

[Matt Monson]

Originally Posted by NYNick

I didn't need to see that.

I warned you. If you look closely, there is Porsche content, though it's not a pink pig.

[1979-930]

Originally Posted by Matt Monson

I warned you. If you look closely, there is Porsche content, though it's not a pink pig.

Got your fried eggs and bacon in one photo.... I'll be here all week.

[911heaven]

Originally Posted by NYNick

I didn't need to see that.

Good line from the Shawshank Redemption -- What was his name?

[juanbenae]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Topper

topper galore here..

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-911-technical-forum/1071762-trying-turn-sprocket-e-brake-adjustment.html

who's the biggest topper of them all? see what i saw for yourself...

[Matt Monson]

:d

[matt930s]

Isn’t that a one-upper? (Damn).... I thought a topper was opposite of Ronnie.

[Rawknees'Turbo]

I hear Dr. Phatt is a skilled catcher (not sure if he's up to Bernz's level yet, however)!

[911heaven]

Originally Posted by matt930s

Isn’t that a one-upper? (Damn).... I thought a topper was opposite of Ronnie.

One-uppers, toppers, rep builders... all the same to me. I think topper must be British English though I haven't looked it up. I told a joke long ago here about an English, French and an Aussie bragging about their sex lives! Need I repeat it? OK, but I'll keep it short.

Englishman starts out how he learned sexual orientation in a class at Cambridge and his wife just elevates in the room, or seems to, for about 30 minutes after intercourse. The Frenchman wouldn't be underdone so he talked about the sexual prowess of the French said his wife elevated so high as to fit a tray of croissants under her body.

Finally the Aussie got his chance to speak. He said that he only ever shags his Mrs. on the sofa while watching the ball game. He said -- buy the time I'm finished wiping me dick off on the curtains, she hits the ceiling and after she bounces back down, she goes through the bloody roof! Can ya top that mate?

[Macroni]

Ugh......

[911heaven]

Originally Posted by Macroni

Ugh......

Yeah, believe it or not that joke was told by an Aussie teacher in an Indian restaurant just out the gate of a University we work at and 8 years ago. 2 American women teachers were at the table and 4 American men. The Aussie teacher was of Chinese decent -- not that it matters one iota. Also he took a hanky out of his pocket and blew his nose like a cow fart while shaking himself and put it back like nothing happened. That is something one would never do here -- never blow your nose in front of people eating in Japan, perhaps a cardinal sin.

Today I was on the phone with Chris, very old Aussie friend of 27 years. Back then in a women's Junior college teachers room, he lifted his bum and ripped a nasty loud fart with some others there, most noteworthy was an Aussie female teacher. I say -- Damn Chris! He say -- Hey! That's what people do!!

I ain't saying they're all like that, but they do have their own sense of humour and though it is closer to the Brits, it's rather quite different. I like that.

[Mocker]

<sigh>

[juanbenae]

Originally Posted by Rawknees'Turbo

Did someone say something about seeing more butts?!?!

only you did raw, so this one is for you!!....