The "WHY DOES SHE" thread!

[A930Rocket]

Ms Rocket is always a running commentary of what she’s doing and what she’s thinking about.

I used to enjoy the conversation, but it’s gotten old.

All I want to do is read when I’m relaxing.

NOW, GET OFF MY LAWN!

[legion]

Originally Posted by A930Rocket

Ms Rocket is always a running commentary of what she’s doing and what she’s thinking about.

I used to enjoy the conversation, but it’s gotten old.

All I want to do is read when I’m relaxing.

NOW, GET OFF MY LAWN!

I thought that was why old guys got hearing aids....so that they could turn them off.

[SiberianDVM]

Today was my birthday. She bought me a pack of rechargeable AA batteries and a book by an author I have never heard of.

Thinking about it, she has never gotten me a Christmas or birthday present that I thought was special in the 11 years we have been together. But she expects diamonds.

Hmmm. Time to rethink this relationship.

[onZedge]

This is the BEST thread EVER!!

BTW, how do I "Quote All"...

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by onZedge

This is the BEST thread EVER!!

BTW, how do I "Quote All"...

Just wait until Angela starts a

The "WHY DOES HE" thread!

It will consist of three posters and be eleventy pages long....all TRUE

[tabs]

Originally Posted by Noah930

Why does she ask me for advice...and then disregard everything I tell her?

Because you are a fool?

[tabs]

Originally Posted by Gretch

"circumlocutions", brilliant!

me, smiling, nodding, silently wishing she would either shut up or get to the point, because I am ONLY listening to be nice". And yes, for "that" reason...........

Didja ever think that they are not so dumb but are trying to fk with your heads?

[tabs]

Originally Posted by oldE

My wife does not do the rambling explanation routine. She tends to get to the point. Maybe she is using techniques on me she learned from 33 years of teaching elementary school.
We have a dear friend however who is the mistress of the rambling story. We have been friends for over four decades and I love her dearly, but at times one has to make guess as to where the story is headed and make the leap. Her husband is a man of amazing patience. Then too he is a bit deaf.

Best
Les

So she treats you like an 8 year old?

[tabs]

It is all a test to see how much bs you will take to get some. To see how much you love them. Now it takes being a black lesbian woman today to figure this out.

[oldE]

Originally Posted by tabs

So she treats you like an 8 year old?

Certainly not!

Since she spent 25 of those years teaching grade 6, she treats me like a hormonal 12 year old.

Best
Les

[recycled sixtie]

Originally Posted by SiberianDVM

Today was my birthday. She bought me a pack of rechargeable AA batteries and a book by an author I have never heard of.

Thinking about it, she has never gotten me a Christmas or birthday present that I thought was special in the 11 years we have been together. But she expects diamonds.

Hmmm. Time to rethink this relationship.

That would have been my first wife! Neither the present wife nor I wear any kind of rings or bracelets.

[tabs]

Originally Posted by oldE

Certainly not!

Since she spent 25 of those years teaching grade 6, she treats me like a hormonal 12 year old.

Best
Les

With the maturity of an 8 year old..what else can explain this obsession with Porsches.

[tabs]

Originally Posted by recycled sixtie

That would have been my first wife! Neither the present wife nor I wear any kind of rings or bracelets.

Except for the metaphorical one through your nose?

[Tervuren]

Originally Posted by legion

My wife doesn't do that, but my mom did that growing up. Every few months, she'd completely rearrange my room when I was at school. She'd take things out of my nightstand and put them in my closet, she'd take things out my closet and put them in my desk, she'd take things out of my desk and put them in my night stand. She'd decide I didn't use something anymore and put it in a box in the basement. I was perpetually unable to find anything. In high school, I left my wallet on my night stand and forgot to take it to school one day. She rearranged my room that day I didn't see that wallet again until my mom gave me a box of my stuff she'd run across 15 years later (all of the cash had been removed).

I have really, really bad eyesight.

This is one of the best things about moving out and living alone.

If I forget where I placed something I only have to retrace where I might have set it down.

If someone else moves it, game over.

Originally Posted by Jims5543

This is my life story, I suck at looking for things. I sent this to my wofe and she laughed because it is true.

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G891A using Tapatalk

If someone tells me an item is there, and I think I already looked, I go look there again.

I relate to this.

For me, my single largest grain of contention with females; I know why they do it. "What are you thinking?" - this single question is like a retro rocket firing non stop in error resulting in improper re-entry angle and a burnt to crisp payload. I'll have a vague idea that what I was thinking was either important or unimportant, but not much beyond that.

[recycled sixtie]

Originally Posted by tabs

Except for the metaphorical one through your nose?

Let me guess. You live alone....

[mrbeverlyhills]

[oldE]

Originally Posted by tabs

With the maturity of an 8 year old..what else can explain this obsession with Porsches.

I suspect she has made some progress with me. MR2, Miata, and Porsches are now in the past. The closest thing to a toy now is the Mercedes C 4 Matic. Colour me staid.

Best
Les

[drcoastline]

Throw out an entire tube of toothpaste because the stuff in the end dried up from not closing the top properly?

[bivenator]

20 Years of marriage and when we leave the house together, she will invariably have to go back inside at least once more before leaving home. It used to drive me insane sitting in the hot Houston sun waiting for her to reappear. Now, I wait with keys in hand until she walks out the door, wait 30 seconds and then head out. Its now a 50/50 whether she comes back inside. Baby steps.

[Gogar]

if I didn't walk out the door first i'm convinced we wouldn't ever leave.