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Effing POS Audi A6 twin turbo.... NEVER AGAIN will I buy a used high mileage AUDI.
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I guess to be accurate, my very first car was a 1960 VW bug with 36 factory HP. After 100,000 miles it was likely closer to 20 HP. Zero to 60 was only possible if there was no headwind on dead flat roads. A fully loaded 18 wheel semi was too fast to pull in front of from a dead stop at a red light.
It had no gas gauge, that was optional for 1960 so I made a dip stick with a wood dowel and a 1/4 tank increments on it. Get out, open the trunk, and the gas cap, dunk the stick and see where is the gas level is. The heater and defroster were pitiful, and the AC was roll the windows down. I put a set of 4 tires on it, mounted and balanced out the door for just under 30 bucks. Not per tire, $30 total for 4 tires. They were recaps, but in a car that could only do 60 downhill or downwind so it was safe. I paid $600 for it and sold it 18 months later for $650. Seatbelts did not exist, but I could fix it with a screw driver, bailing wire vice grips. It was a crappy car, but it got me to my first job and to high school. The rich kids with cool cars did not talk much to me.
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LOL my first car was a 65 bug, paid $50 for it. Had a milk crate for a seat until I got a paycheck to buy a seat.
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We leased a 3rd generation VW Jetta when my wife graduated college and got a "real" job. It was the first version, 1993, and they were offering a $199/month lease with $500 down. Giant mistake - gutless, horrible fuel economy, warped rotors every 10k miles, interior items cracked, split, or fell off all on their own. We got out of the lease early - best day ever.
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2- Air suspension (failed airbag on two corners) 3- Transmission (sensor under shifter fell out, could not get vehicle into gear) My head unit failed too. The plastic knobs from the head unit melted/sticky. The seatbacks unglued themselves from the front seats. The list goes on and on, but it's been long gone.
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I paid $150 dollars for it from a friend of my father's...he had taken a job in DC and that was the price of airfare from LAX to DC. It was, and remains, the anti-POS: It was great. I can't imagine driving it in LA now, but in the day, 1972/3, it got me off the ranch and into trouble. It never broke once. Slow? The only way to get to 65mph was to Thelma and Louise the thing. The Gregorian Calendar specifically mentions the "1960 VW Equinox" when all 36HP is aligned. True story.
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I remember finding a LONG long stretch or road where I could do a full 0-60 run. It took 72 seconds, and it had a tail wind that day.
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That was my first car too and I also paid $600 for it in 1968. The only problem I ever had with it was when the fulcrum pin in the fuel pump fell out. It just fell out. I put it back in and drove it for another year or two.
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I learned how to work on really special POS (my Dad, extraordinarily educated, smartest guy I have ever met, loved British and European cars) helping my Dad on his Jags, Lotus, Double Bubble Coup, etc. The VW's, and I bet we all owned this book, were a joy to work on. I rebuild a clapped out 68 Van with this book, parked next to my Bug, in the dirt, in my spare time. ![]()
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I think my worst car was a car that I only barely remember which was a 90 or 91 Mercury Topaz. I can't even remember why it was so bad other than that I've always thought it was horrible. Second place would have been that 80s Olds Omega 4d with the 2.5L. I've had a lot of cars, and a bunch of them were $400 - $1000. Almost all of them have been pretty good, especially considering what they were. The two above were cars that I didn't choose, but were chosen for me. I'm going to say that's why they were so bad. I feel like I've never chosen badly.
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I'd like to have a bug now, but it's too darn hot in Houston and I'm too old and like my comfort for something like that. My parents had a '73 VW convertible that they bought in DC and then shipped to Spain and then back to the US. It was adorable and fun to drive and much more comfy in Spain due to the low humidity (despite being hot).
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2001 BMW 330i...all kinds of electrical gremlins. Headlights going out every 3 months, crankshaft position sensors multiple times on both intake and exhaust sides, sometimes within months. Arrgghh!
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I got a 1977 Dodge Aspen R/T, it had a 318 2 barrel 4 speed overdrive. I was 18, it was the first new car that I bought. It was the biggest POS I've ever had. The body rotted out after 2 years. The worst part was I sold a Dodge Demon with a 340 4 barrel to buy said POS
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Easy for me. A 1973 MG B. Bought new, and Requied new rotors at 6,009 miles, Window washer quit working ((they all do that), used oil. I could go on. An engineering disaster.☹️
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Maybe my first Vega ( I had two) - although once I got the engine repaired it was OK, really.
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A Toyota, believe it! It was a first Gen Sequoia. Absolute garbage. I write this as a complete believer in Toyota, and currently own a LandCruiser and have owned another previously.
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A Yugo. But I only bought it at the auction, to flip it and made a few bucks.
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