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| Ayo Irpin, Ukraine! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Santa Cruz, CA 
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			Made a baby?
		 
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| I see you Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: NJ 
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| Ayo Irpin, Ukraine! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Santa Cruz, CA 
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hahahha... you just filled my PPOT laugh quota for the week!! see you all next week. 
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| Preferred pronoun:Maestro Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Group W Bench 
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And by the (unfairly stereotypical) looks of it, an Italian one. _ 
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			Changed the oil in a small engined motorscooter?
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| Registered Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Higgs Field 
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			Interestingly, that is pretty close to how I drain the oil from the MFI pump on my car.  Instead of the turkey baster, though, I use a big syringe.  Long hose just like that, snaked in the upper right rear square cover on the governor mechanism, until I can feel it go down past the fly weights.  I only have to do this because I isolated the MFI pump from the engine oil supply, like the RSR's and such. I used to use a gear oil plunger pump many years ago, but the big syringe is actually easier and cleaner. Early version (like 15 years ago) of my 3.0, before I upped the compression and twin plugged it:   
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| A Man of Wealth and Taste Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Out there somewhere beyond the doors of perception 
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			Dropped a load and you are proud of it!
		 
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| Model Citizen Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Voodoo Lounge 
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			Colonoscopy prep.   The night before. 
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			Cut your little finger off?
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| Kantry Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: N.S. Can 
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			Changed the oil in the bike you bought a while back? You have to admit, this is a funny crowd. Best Les 
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				 |  A last ditch attempt to avoid the dreaded "one in a million doc" conversation? Last edited by LEAKYSEALS951; 09-30-2021 at 03:47 PM.. | ||
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			^ that's the best reply I've seen here in months!
		 
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			Oil change. Overfilled and pulled out a quart.
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			Topped up the antifreeze and changed the oil in anticipation of the long winter. Many times I watched my Dad do the same thing. The way the little balls floated when you got the antifreeze mix correct seemed like magic to my young self. Still does, actually.
		 
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Think it was Woody Allen who said death is like a colonoscopy...you go to sleep and all is peaceful.  Life is like the prep...
		 
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			Had an enema?  Sent from my SM-N950U using Tapatalk 
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			Gave yourself a mineral oil enema?
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