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			you just filled my PPOT laugh quota for the week!! see you all next week. 
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And by the (unfairly stereotypical) looks of it, an Italian one. 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
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			Interestingly, that is pretty close to how I drain the oil from the MFI pump on my car.  Instead of the turkey baster, though, I use a big syringe.  Long hose just like that, snaked in the upper right rear square cover on the governor mechanism, until I can feel it go down past the fly weights.  I only have to do this because I isolated the MFI pump from the engine oil supply, like the RSR's and such. 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			I used to use a gear oil plunger pump many years ago, but the big syringe is actually easier and cleaner. Early version (like 15 years ago) of my 3.0, before I upped the compression and twin plugged it:  
		
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			Changed the oil in the bike you bought a while back? 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
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		![]() A last ditch attempt to avoid the dreaded "one in a million doc" conversation? Last edited by LEAKYSEALS951; 09-30-2021 at 04:47 PM..  | 
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			^ that's the best reply I've seen here in months!
		 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Topped up the antifreeze and changed the oil in anticipation of the long winter. Many times I watched my Dad do the same thing. The way the little balls floated when you got the antifreeze mix correct seemed like magic to my young self. Still does, actually.
		 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			
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