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Parking this mussing here 'cause IDK where it belongs....

Wyatt grasped the stool and pulled. The stool, with me on it, slid to him. It stopped when our shoulders touched. I liked that. I liked that a lot. Enough that a flutter of butterflies erupted in my heart. Wyatt pushed his cowboy hat back some, leaned in, and spoke softly, "what I like most about you is your great personality." The butterflies vanished. I sat motionless, staring straight ahead. Calmly I replied,
Wyatt, you need to add that I'm pretty. Women want to hear we're pretty, not that we have personality. I didn't get all dolled up and put on a skirt that barely covers the promised land because men are attracted to personality.
Wyatt grinned and wrapped his arm about my waist. "Oh, you're pretty all right. Sexy too, but you're a spitfire, and that's what sets you apart."

- The Adventures of Bobbi Sue, Southern Belle Bound for Hell

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Old 05-13-2025, 04:31 AM
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Old 05-18-2025, 06:22 AM
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Bobbi Sue needs to quit reading romance novels. On the other hand sugarwood’s post had me laughing out loud!
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Old 05-18-2025, 06:57 AM
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Gotta love AI generated romance fiction where grandmothers in skirts are referring to their "promised land"

Especially when it might not be what was promised!
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Old 05-18-2025, 08:13 AM
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Gotta love AI generated romance fiction.
I'll take your thinking it's AI as a compliment since I wrote every word. Writing is one of my little hobbies.

As for the tone of your post, as well as those of a few others, I'll just overlook that. You're really not worth my time.
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Old 05-18-2025, 04:54 PM
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Old 05-20-2025, 04:47 AM
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Parking this mussing here 'cause IDK where it belongs....

Wyatt grasped the stool and pulled. The stool, with me on it, slid to him. It stopped when our shoulders touched. I liked that. I liked that a lot. Enough that a flutter of butterflies erupted in my heart. Wyatt pushed his cowboy hat back some, leaned in, and spoke softly, "what I like most about you is your great personality." The butterflies vanished. I sat motionless, staring straight ahead. Calmly I replied,
Wyatt, you need to add that I'm pretty. Women want to hear we're pretty, not that we have personality. I didn't get all dolled up and put on a skirt that barely covers the promised land because men are attracted to personality.
Wyatt grinned and wrapped his arm about my waist. "Oh, you're pretty all right. Sexy too, but you're a spitfire, and that's what sets you apart."

- The Adventures of Bobbi Sue, Southern Belle Bound for Hell
Try as he might it took Wyatt 40 days and 40 nights to finally reach the promised land. And in reality as it was.nothing more than a sand box.
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Old 05-20-2025, 05:03 AM
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big yikes guys, big yikes.

dixie shares something she wrote that she thinks is hot, and you guys are all like *waves hands* this?




male loneliness epidemic indeed. lol.
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dixie shares something she wrote...
They're just mad they're not Wyatt.
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Old 05-20-2025, 06:30 AM
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They're just mad they're not Wyatt.
could have left it at "they are just mad"





like, doesn't float my boat, but we are of very different ages, life positions, its also pretty clear that we probably appreciate different things in relationships. but like, im not here to yuck anyone's yum. and the need to respond taking credit away from you, or going all red pill over it, is just, ~wild~. like no one asked you. if you have a **** opinion, keep it to yourself. like why would you share that if you are a dude?

also the amount of thirsting after you dixie, makes it clear that someone, somewhere, should probably be taking notes. like guys, dixie is talking about what revs her engine, someone, somewhere, wants to do that. so like they should be taking notes.

like, what the reasonable **** are these dudes doing? no wonder women hate you.

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Old 05-20-2025, 06:55 AM
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Try as he might it took Wyatt 40 days and 40 nights to finally reach the promised land. And in reality as it was.nothing more than a sand box.
40 days? LOL **** that, 2 days or I'm out.

Wyatt=highly, highly intoxicated. Go home Wyatt, you're drunk.

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Old 05-20-2025, 07:01 AM
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40 days? LOL **** that, 2 days or I'm out.

Wyatt=highly, highly intoxicated. Go home Wyatt, you're drunk.

rjp
its a good thing to feel good about someone you are about to ****.

like jesus. its worse than i could possibly imagine.

guys, is it gay to be into women? lol.

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Old 05-20-2025, 07:11 AM
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Oh and to think I was just figuring you as a white knight, or "Beth". IDK- hard to tell with you.

Have at it, wont fight you over this one. All you.

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Old 05-20-2025, 07:21 AM
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Oh and to think I was just figuring you as a white knight, or "Beth". IDK- hard to tell with you.

Have at it, wont fight you over this one. All you.

rjp
see, i dont want to sleep with dixie. but i still think its important to call out men behaving badly due to her existing as a woman.

thats why you are a bad person, and i am not.

it may be related to why so many men are part of this loneliness epidemic, and i am not. but thats another layer entirely. turns out when you treat women like people, they dont mind spending time with you. shocking i know.

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Old 05-20-2025, 07:24 AM
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Who said anything about Dixie? LOL.

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Old 05-20-2025, 07:26 AM
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loneliness epidemic? why do you jump on every bandwagon like its actually real and then go around proselytizing your righteous baloney?

Ive never been lonely in my life. I dont know anybody that is lonely because they are single. Typically, myself included, people who are single are very happy and choose to remain single. Im married but I lived alone for 15 years and I was happy as could be.

If a person is lonely, they need to go do some chores or get a hobby, or start drinkin.

Having a woman or a man has nothing to do with it and is certainly no guarantee that you wont be lonely. A person can be married 50 years and be the loneliest person in the world...you'll see :-)

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see, i dont want to sleep with dixie. but i still think its important to call out men behaving badly due to her existing as a woman.

thats why you are a bad person, and i am not.

it may be related to why so many men are part of this loneliness epidemic, and i am not. but thats another layer entirely. turns out when you treat women like people, they dont mind spending time with you. shocking i know.

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