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How's that working for you? Being clever.
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All this info is "as usefull as tits on a boar hog"
An for those in the north east " Its colder than a well diggers ass" or " a witches tit The likelyhood of any of this being repeated is "rarer than hens teeth". said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw. Last edited by snowman; 04-16-2006 at 09:29 PM.. |
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...Balls! Said the Queen, if I had to (two) I'd be King! The King smiled, not because he wanted to (two) but because he had to (two).
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To the memory of Warren Hall (Early S Man), 1950 - 2008 www.friendsofwarren.com 1990 964 C4 Cabriolet (current) 1974 911 2.7 Coupe w/sunroof 9114102267 (sold) 1974 914 2.0 (sold) |
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To the memory of Warren Hall (Early S Man), 1950 - 2008 www.friendsofwarren.com 1990 964 C4 Cabriolet (current) 1974 911 2.7 Coupe w/sunroof 9114102267 (sold) 1974 914 2.0 (sold) |
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