Common Sense

[red-beard]

is very Uncommon

- Samuel Clements

[AFJuvat]

There are only two constants, hydrogen and stupidity, and I'm not 100% sure about hydrogen."

- Albert Einstein

[LeRoux Strydom]

There are 10 types of people - those who understand binary and those who don't.



Also:
A certain Mr Langenhoven, a member of parliament in SA many decades ago, once told the other members: "Half of you are donkeys". When an opposition member protested and Langenhoven was requested to retract the remark, he said: "I retract - half of you are not donkeys....."

[SlowToady]

"If sense were common, everybody would have it."

[Moneyguy1]

Why is the number of horse's asses higher than the number of horses?

[dafischer]

Q: What's the difference between intelligence and stupidity?

A: Intelligence has it's limits.

[serge944]

Originally posted by LeRoux Strydom

Also:
A certain Mr Langenhoven, a member of parliament in SA many decades ago, once told the other members: "Half of you are donkeys". When an opposition member protested and Langenhoven was requested to retract the remark, he said: "I retract - half of you are not donkeys....."

He wasn't kidding. http://thungle.blogspot.com/2004/10/tender-hearted-neelsie.html

Pretty funny.

[RickM]

Obvious Sense

[tabs]

There is no underestimating the predictabilty of stupidity

[SlowToady]

"The only two things that are infinite in size are the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not completely sure about the universe."

I saw it attributed to Einstein.

[craigster59]

“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”
William James American Philosopher