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Brittany Spears files for divorce - I know y'all care.
Two words: "Sperm donor".
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/11/07/britney.divorce/index.html (CNN) -- It's over for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. CNN has confirmed that the pop singer, known for hits such as "Oops ... I Did It Again" and "Toxic," is divorcing her husband of two years and one month. Spears and Federline, one of the singer's former backup dancers, married October 6, 2004, according to the divorce papers. TMZ.com reports that Spears filed legal papers Tuesday in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." Spears is asking for legal and physical custody of their two children, 1-year-old Sean Preston and 2-month-old Jayden James. The date of separation was listed as Monday. Spears, 24, married Federline after a six-month courtship in 2004. In January 2004, she had married childhood friend Jason Alexander in Las Vegas, Nevada. That marriage was annulled after 55 hours. Federline, 28, previously had a relationship with actress Shar Jackson. The union produced two children, one of whom was born two months before he married Spears. Federline recently released a rap album, "Playing with Fire." The Spears-Federline marriage has been chronicled in detail in celebrity magazines since the pair tied the knot, with rumors of problems surfacing often.
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Is anyone surprised?
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I thought she was the sperm receptacle?
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Wow, I really thought that one was going to make it.
Let that be a lesson to all - if that happy couple could not survive, our marriages are ALL at risk. |
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Maybe now she will answer my letters to her. Someday she will be mine and we will live very happily together in a lovely house with dogs and kittens and flowers and she will rub my feet and I shall make her dumplings and steamed fish...
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I shoulda nailed her when she was single and in shape. Now she's just an overweight divorcee, "damaged goods"...
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I usually just slip past the part that has been used.
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Heard he was bangin some chick on WWF he's been doing lately. Nice move.
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I believe the over/under on that "marriage" was 1 year 9 months. So at least she covered the spread.
Now i see that Reese Witherspoon is divorcing, and Sara Evans the country singer, Greg Norman split with his wife of 20+ years... It's just tragic that these celebs can't make a go of it.
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2 years , 1 month
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They made such a cute couple. How sad.
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11-07-2006, 02:32 PM
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Can't blame her can you. That Kevin guy can't even get his cap on the right way round.
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so who pays whom what? does he get palimony?
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Palimony? They weren't just "pals," they were married.
I'd imagine unless they had a prenup (which given her insanity, I'd guess not), he's going to have a very nice payday and pension. |
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He is my idol now. You all make fun of the guy, but what if this was his plan all along?
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