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[holtjv]

Hey there-- I must know the one-liner history of tabs and lubby. Anyone???

[Moneyguy1]

Welcome. The only advice I can give would include the following:

1. Take nothing too seriously

2. Develop a thick hide

3. Expect the outrageous

4. Use the "search" function

[legion]

Welcome to the Jungle.

Now get the f*** out!

[}{arlequin]

the only line tabby has is near the buffet

[Seahawk]

Originally posted by holtjv
Hey there-- I must know the one-liner history of tabs and lubby. Anyone???

Lube is the man, posts pics of hot women and draws sexual inuendos.

Tabs is the man, posts pics of spoons and talks about his mother a bunch.

Your call.

[Jim Richards]

ROFLMAO!

[legion]

Don't ask LubeMaster about the hair brush.

Don't ask Tabs about mother.

[red-beard]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, RUN! RUN!!!

[stomachmonkey]

oh boy.

[Christien]

Originally posted by Moneyguy1
Welcome. The only advice I can give would include the following:

1. Take nothing too seriously

2. Develop a thick hide

3. Expect the outrageous

4. Use the "search" function

5. Find an extra hour or two in your day

[austin552]

Pic or ban!!

[URY914]

All thread will end up talking about sex or politics.

Now show us a picture of your wife, you left wing whack job!

[on-ramp]

if your wife is hot, you must post a picture of her before we go on...

[ckissick]

Do you own a black Audi wagon?

[holtjv]

JMJ, this may be fun...

No, my wife has a silver audi wagon.

Yes, my wife is absolutely smokin hot

No, you won't get a picture b/c she's one of those women who look better without clothes.

I used to like to talk politics

I am definitely no left wing whacko, dockhead (insert winky here) and yet our president, for whom I voted, is getting me there quicker than I would have thought (veteran Marine).

I will not ask Lubemaster about the hairbrush although I do covet his handle.

And I will definitely not ask anyone about his or her mother.

Most sincerely not yours,

Jack

[holtjv]

Originally posted by Jim Richards
ROFLMAO!

And lastly, I am so uncool (for god sakes I drive an SC) I have no idea what this means.

[tabs]

Originally posted by holtjv
JMJ, this may be fun...

No, my wife has a silver audi wagon.

Yes, my wife is absolutely smokin hot

No, you won't get a picture b/c she's one of those women who look better without clothes.

I used to like to talk politics

I am definitely no left wing whacko, dockhead (insert winky here) and yet our president, for whom I voted, is getting me there quicker than I would have thought (veteran Marine).

I will not ask Lubemaster about the hairbrush although I do covet his handle.

And I will definitely not ask anyone about his or her mother.

Most sincerely not yours,

Jack

I'm pleased to meet you. All I ask is that you show me some courtesy and taste.

[livi]

...I thought it was Wealth and Taste..

[Zef]

Welcome to the addict...

[cantdrv55]

Originally posted by holtjv

Yes, my wife is absolutely smokin hot

No, you won't get a picture b/c she's one of those women who look better without clothes.

You're a tease. Welcome!